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A List of "Isolated Incidents"

Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #660 on: March 24, 2014, 07:22:24 PM »
Face of daBarh?



Fuck the Shroud of Turin. This is a real miracle. </updyke accent>
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #661 on: March 25, 2014, 10:59:17 AM »
Is that a jalapeno...ON A STICK!
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #662 on: March 25, 2014, 08:44:33 PM »
Face of daBarh?


Looks a little like that Oom-Papa-Maw Maw guy from The Oak Ridge Boys.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #663 on: March 26, 2014, 06:41:17 AM »
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2013/09/decatur_man_charged_with_domes.html

Morgan County jail booking photo:


It's probably not a good thing when the sheriff's department just uses a picture they already have laying around rather than having to take a new one.

http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Terry_Light_16847966/
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #664 on: March 26, 2014, 09:01:50 AM »
It's probably not a good thing when the sheriff's department just uses a picture they already have laying around rather than having to take a new one.

http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Terry_Light_16847966/

Poor guy probably forgot to wear his bammer shirt the second time around.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #665 on: March 26, 2014, 09:33:20 AM »
Are we sure that bama gear is just not standard issue when you get to jail for your photo op?
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #666 on: March 26, 2014, 09:54:10 AM »
Poor guy probably forgot to wear his bammer shirt the second time around.
Are we sure? It's a Crimson T-shirt...
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #667 on: March 26, 2014, 07:16:35 PM »
http://www.mountaineagle.com/view/full_story/24816079/article-Former-UA-Alumni-president-arrested-on-theft-charges?instance=homefirstleft

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Former UA Alumni president arrested on theft charges
by Rachel Davis
9 hours ago | 1798 views | 0  | 9  |  |
Terry Lynn Redmill, 55, of Jasper, has been arrested on charges of stealing more than $15,000 from The University of Alabama Alumni Association’s Walker County Chapter over an approximate four-year span.

According to the indictment issued by a Walker County Grand Jury in February, Redmill is charged with one count of first-degree theft for taking approximately $14,500 from the association and second-degree theft for another incident involving sending an unauthorized check from the alumni association account to the university.

The alleged thefts and misappropriations of funds occurred between 2009 and the summer of 2013.

Walker County District Attorney Bill Adair said he couldn’t comment on the pending case.

Bond in the case was originally set at $100,000 cash but was reduced to a $15,000 property bond. Redmill bonded out the same day he was arrested, March 13.

Redmill has been involved with the Alumni Association for more than 25 years, serving as the national president of the organization in 2001-2002.

Haig Wright, current president of the Walker County Chapter of The University of Alabama Alumni Association, said, “Our alumni association is saddened by the actions of Mr. Terry Redmill. Our chapter remains very strong, and we will continue to raise scholarship money that enables deserving students to attend The University of Alabama.”


Read more: Daily Mountain Eagle - Former UA Alumni president arrested on theft charges
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #669 on: March 28, 2014, 09:35:59 AM »
updyke academy has 3 times as many drug arrests than Auburn. 

http://blog.al.com/wire/2014/03/on-campus_drug_arrests_decline.html#incart_river_default

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Find out which Alabama college has the most on-campus drug arrests

 By Evan Belanger | ebelanger@al.com
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on March 28, 2014 at 8:00 AM, updated March 28, 2014 at 8:05 AM

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Between 2009 and 2011, law enforcement agencies arrested 741 people on college campuses in Alabama and charged them with unlawful drug possession.

But according to records maintained by the U.S. Department of Education's National Center for Education, arrests fell slightly in 2011, the latest year for which records are available.

In all, police arrested 262 people for on-campus drug charges that year, down about 1 percent from 2010.

However, collegiate drug arrests still remained elevated after they spiked 24 percent between 2009 and 2010, climbing from 214 to 265.

See individual school from records below. Any Alabama schools not listed either reported zero drug arrests during the three-year period or did not report campus-safety records at all:

School   2009   2010   2011   Total
Alabama A&M University   6   16   8   30
Alabama State University   6   24   18   48
Auburn University   29   18   18   65
Auburn University Montgomery   1   2   0   3
Bevill State Community College   1   0   0   1
Concordia College Alabama   0   0   7   7
Enterprise State Community College   0   3   0   3
Gadsden State Community College   0   0   1   1
George C. Wallace State Community College Hanceville   2   2   1   5
Jacksonville State University   5   19   22   46
James H. Faulkner State Community College   0   1   6   7
Jefferson Davis Community College   2   7   0   9
Jefferson State Community College   6   2   2   10
Miles College   0   0   3   3
Oakwood University   0   1   0   1
Samford University   0   1   3   4
Shelton State Community College   1   1   1   3
Snead State Community College   1   0   0   1
Spring Hill College   0   1   0   1
Stillman College   0   0   1   1
Talladega College   7   2   2   11
University of Alabama   70   75   72   217
Troy University   5   0   9   14
Tuskegee University   5   13   10   28
University of Alabama at Birmingham   30   22   26   78
University of Alabama in Huntsville   10   14   9   33
University of Montevallo   0   4   4   8
University of North Alabama   10   5   10   25
University of South Alabama   14   31   29   74
University of West Alabama   3   1   0   4
 Total:   214   265   262   741

Overall, the University of Alabama had the most arrests during the three-year period with 217.
That's more than twice the 78 who arrested on the campus of the University of Alabama at Birmingham, which ranked second, during the same time period and the 65 arrested at Auburn University, which ranked third for drug arrests on campus.

According to a 2009 survey by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Service Administration, about 10 percent of adolescents in Alabama admitted to using an ilicit drug within the past month.

Of the roughly 40,000 adolescents who admitted to using drugs, 6.1 percent used marijuana and 6.3 percent used a drug other than Alabama.

Edit.  had to highlight that last sentence.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 11:20:26 AM by Montezuma58 »
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #670 on: March 28, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »
I guess they can claim another championship.  Damn, they just have so much tradition.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #671 on: March 28, 2014, 11:12:32 AM »
I guess they can claim another championship.  Damn, they just have so much tradition.



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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #672 on: March 30, 2014, 04:39:49 PM »


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The diploma probably doesn't get you a job designing space suits.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/28/tech/social-media/apparently-this-matters-nasa-z2-spacesuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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But had Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin not been wearing their fancy A7L spacesuits when they stepped off the Eagle, readers would probably have woken up to "WELL, THAT GOT MESSY."

"Apparently This Matters" Is Jarrett Bellini's weekly (and somewhat random) look at social-media trends.
To be fair, I don't actually know what happens if an astronaut ventures out into space wearing, say, blue jeans and a Mexican Baja hoodie, but if cartoons have taught me anything -- and God knows they have -- it's that people tend to explode.
So that's exactly what would happen. Cartoons don't lie.
Of course, the Apollo 11's original A7L spacesuit was a technological achievement for its time. But like all things NASA, it was a constant work in progress, and four missions later when Apollo 15 blasted off for (I think) Pittsburgh, astronauts began wearing the A7LB.
See what they did there? They added a B.
Most notably, among some other minor changes, the A7LB provided more waist mobility for sitting in the rovers. But it was also probably just as difficult to change your socks.
"Yo, Buzz, a little help here."
Since the Apollo missions, spacesuits have continued to change and advance, always reaching for the limits of science and imagination. Though, I am holding back a certain amount of praise for NASA until they finally engineer a loose-fitting space Snuggie.
I mean, what's the point of going into the cosmos if you have to wear pants?
Today, NASA is once again deep into developing a whole new spacesuit, and this time, you actually get to help decide the design.
But just the appearance. Not any of the technical specs. That would just be reckless.
"It needs a beer holder! For your beer! Roll Tide!"


This is the A7L spacesuit. Unfortunately, Madison Rising was not available to perform when the flag was placed on the moon in 1969.
On Monday, voting started on the new Z-2 spacesuit. Participants can choose between three design models, all of which are so futuristically ridiculous that they are simply amazing. I love them.
The new spacesuits are a direct improvement to the current prototype Z-1, which had a soft upper torso. The Z-2 is made of state-of-the-art hard composite, perfect for cage fighting on Mars. Which is probably the first thing we'll do with the Red Planet after we put up a Wal-Mart.
The Z-2 is also the first spacesuit to use 3-D laser scanning and 3-D printing.
So, clearly, there's a bit of serious technology going on here. Though, with all due respect to NASA, none of this stacks up to the vision and engineering of the Sports Illustrated football phone.
Really, that thing was a technological wonder.
But so are the new Z-2 spacesuits, and when you go online to vote, you'll have three options.
The first option, "Biomimicry," is inspired by the oceans of Earth and mimics some of the bioluminescent qualities of fish and reptiles. Its signature feature is electroluminescent wire that stretches across the upper torso and becomes visible in low light.
To me, this is the least interesting of the three designs, though its reptilian outer shell might buy us some time with our new alien overlords.
"Gork, she sort of looks like us."
"Your mom sort of looks like us."
"Shut up, Gork."
The second design is called "Technology" and uses Luminex wire and light-emitting patches that can help crew members easily identify each other on spacewalks.

The current model actually being used in space is the Extravehicular Mobility Unit, or EMU for short.
It's actually a cool-looking design, but I'm pretty sure they could've just saved a bunch of money by stealing a box of those "Hello, My Name is _____" stickers from a company retreat.
"Oh, so you're Dave."
"Dude, we just spent the last 250 days together in a space ship flying to Mars. How do you not know this?"
The third option is called "Trends in Society," and with a bright color scheme mimicking athletic training gear, it's supposed to reflect what everyday clothes might look like in the future.
Keeping to its name, the "Trends in Society" spacesuit proudly supports legalized marijuana and doesn't want to have kids.
It's very progressive.
Voting ends for the Z-2 project April 15, and the winning design will be revealed by April 30. After that, NASA expects to have the suit completed by November and will immediately begin testing with it at the Johnson Space Center in Houston.
These tests will take place in vacuum chambers, a neutral buoyancy lab and a simulated Mars environment.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #673 on: March 30, 2014, 05:58:02 PM »
"Pawwwwl. Thankye fer takin' mah kawl. Whudda yew thank 'bout that CNN feller pokin' fun at us like 'at? I reckon 'ats thuh price we pay fer havin' all dem champiunsheeups. They's just jellus 'cause they know we the best. I'll hang up an lissen."
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #674 on: March 31, 2014, 12:57:14 PM »
updyke academy has 3 times as many drug arrests than Auburn. 

http://blog.al.com/wire/2014/03/on-campus_drug_arrests_decline.html#incart_river_default

Edit.  had to highlight that last sentence.
They fucked that all up apparently.

Don't see the sentence you highlighted anymore, but it does read this:

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Updated at 9:30 a.m. March 28, 2014 to clarify that the University of South Alabama ranked third for on-campus drug arrests, not Auburn University.

Of course they "accidentally" mis"credited" Auburn in our drug arrest ranking.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #675 on: March 31, 2014, 07:44:45 PM »
http://www.fox10tv.com/web/fox10tv/news/local/mobile-county/jockisch-charged-with-child-sex-crimes

1:44 there's video of him in the T-Shirt, but it's behind that desk. Like trying to see a tittie in a movie on cable when you're 13.

http://blog.al.com/live/2014/03/jury_selected_in_federal_minor.html#incart_river_default
No word on how many updykes are on the jury.

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MOBILE, Alabama – The case against former Mobile County commissioner Freeman Jockisch moved closer to trial on Monday as a jury was chosen in federal court. The 69-year-old is charged with enticement or coercion of a minor after he was arrested last fall by Saraland Police in a sting operation.

Recent federal court documents lay out allegations of “deviant conduct” by Jockisch, culled in part from pornographic files found on his computer which prosecutors claim reveal his “sexual interest in young women, group sex and men with breasts.”

They allege he answered two separate Craigslist ads, which set up a meeting with a supposed 15-year-old. The “girl” ended up being an officer posing as a minor, and Jockisch was arrested when he arrived at what he thought was her apartment.

Prosecutors have already indicated that, in addition to evidence taken from the defendant’s computer, they would also use parts of conversations he had with his wife which, they claim, indicates she knew about his “efforts to solicit sex on the internet.”

Jockisch had originally faced charges in state court, but prosecutors with the District Attorney’s Office dropped those charges once he was indicted by a federal grand jury. A pre-trial conference before District Court Judge Ginny Granade will be held on April 22.

The enticement offense carries a punishment of 10 years to life in prison upon conviction. Jockisch – a 12-year commissioner forced out after a federal conviction for corruption and filing false tax returns – has pleaded not guilty. He is currently free under special conditions, pending his trial.

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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #676 on: March 31, 2014, 08:46:15 PM »
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Prosecutors have already indicated that, in addition to evidence taken from the defendant’s computer, they would also use parts of conversations he had with his wife which, they claim, indicates she knew about his “efforts to solicit sex on the internet.”

Can't blame her. I wouldn't sleep with him either.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #677 on: March 31, 2014, 09:01:05 PM »
Corndog or updyke????
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Disclaimer:  The individuals depicted have been arrested but not convicted at the time of this posting.   This information does not infer or imply guilt of any actions or activity other than their arrest.
http://97.82.20.116/Arrests.aspx?ImageID=89772

With a name like skeeter I'm going to guess updyke.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #678 on: April 01, 2014, 04:58:12 PM »
Corndog or updyke????http://97.82.20.116/Arrests.aspx?ImageID=89772

With a name like skeeter I'm going to guess updyke.
I'm going to say Skeeter Benford is a corndog.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #679 on: April 01, 2014, 05:39:36 PM »
What, no Franchione or Terrance Cody jokes in regards to Jockisch's sexual proclivities?  You guys suck.  Godfather might as well just sell this site. 
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