A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[Montezuma58]

http://lawrencecounty.waff.com/news/crime/71877-police-charge-trinity-man-theft

Lawrence County officials have arrested a Trinity man on theft charges.

Gerald Wayne Aday Jr. is accused of stealing multiple items including tools, gas and a motorcycle.

Officials say investigators were able to develop Aday as a suspect thanks to eyewhitness accounts.

Aday was located and questioned Tuesday after a month long investigation.

He is charged with theft of property 2nd degree and is being held in the Lawrence County Jail in lieu of a $2,500 bond.

[Montezuma58]

http://russellville.waff.com/photo-gallery/crime/151833-police-need-help-identifying-thief#image3

RUSSELLVILLE, AL (WAFF) - Russellville Police need help identifying a man in surveillance photos in connection with a stolen ATV.

Law enforcement in Walker County contacted Russellville authorities about a stolen ATV.

Officers inspected an ATV on the side of the road that was for sale late Tuesday afternoon. They determined it was stolen Wednesday.

The surveillance photos are of a man suspected in the theft inside Dependable True Value as he was renting a spot to sell the vehicle.

[Montezuma58]

http://russellville.waff.com/content/employee-charged-robbing-russellville-taco-bell

Police say a Taco Bell employee faces criminal charges for a workplace robbery.  Russellville police have arrested Kevin Williams.  Police say the 23 year old left the front door unlocked and then returned to steal money from the cash register earlier this week.  Williams is charged with burglary and third degree theft.

[The Prowler]

Remember guys, Harvey Updyke...Isolated Incident. No other bama fan acts like him. I just felt the need to add that since we're 15+ pages full of similar bama fans.

[dallaswareagle]

Police say a Taco Bell employee and UAT grad faces criminal charges for a workplace robbery.  Russellville police have arrested Kevin Williams.  Police say the 23 year old left the front door unlocked and then returned to steal money from the cash register earlier this week.  Williams is charged with burglary and third degree theft.

[Saniflush]

Police say a Taco Bell employee and UAT grad faces criminal charges for a workplace robbery.  Russellville police have arrested Kevin Williams.  Police say the 23 year old left the front door unlocked and then returned to steal money from the cash register earlier this week.  Williams is charged with burglary and third degree theft.

It's like Montezuma posts it, then you read it, and then post it again.

[AUChizad]

It's like Montezuma posts it, then you read it, and then post it again.

Yeah, but the original post didn't say "and UAT grad"

[Godfather]

UAT grads are myths.

[dallaswareagle]

UAT grads are myths.

I see them every time I am in town.

[Saniflush]

UAT grads are myths.

No they aren't.....You just have to drive a little slower with the window down.

[Montezuma58]

http://albertville.waff.com/content/woman-charged-child-endangerment

A new mother is charged with chemical endangerment of a child.

Marshall county sheriff's deputies say the child was born in a North Alabama Hospital on November 6th and tested positive for methamphetamine.

The mother, 26 year old Alicia Nichols of Albertville has been arrested.  She in the Marshall county jail on $300,000 bond.

The Marshall County Sheriff's department was assisted by Alabama Department of Human Resources during this investigation.

[Montezuma58]

http://dothan.wsfa.com/news/crime/dothan-pd-asking-help-identifying-armed-robbery-suspect/105045

On July 31, 2011 the Dothan Police Department responded to an armed robbery at Citgo, 814 South Oates Street. Upon arrival, police learned a black male wearing a red Alabama baseball cap, gray tee shirt, blue shoes and blue jeans entered the store armed with a handgun. The suspect demanded and received U. S. Currency before fleeing on foot. Police are asking anyone with information about the case or identity of the suspect to call the Dothan Police Department or CrimeStoppers 334-793-7000.

[Tiger Wench]

On July 31, 2011 the Dothan Police Department responded to an armed robbery at Citgo, 814 South Oates Street. Upon arrival, police learned a black male wearing a red Alabama baseball cap, gray tee shirt, blue shoes and blue jeans entered the store armed with a handgun. The suspect demanded and received U. S. Currency before fleeing on foot. Police are asking anyone with information about the case or identity of the suspect to call the Dothan Police Department or CrimeStoppers 334-793-7000.

Multiple questions here.

One:  no way did that guy walk in and "demand and receive US Currency". More like "I'll take 'ese Huggiez and whatever cash you got in 'at dahr register."

Two:  US Currency?  Like you need to make that distinction in Dothan?  What was the alternative?  Rubles?  Lira?  Deutschmarks? Sheckles?

[Saniflush]

Multiple questions here.

One:  no way did that guy walk in and "demand and receive US Currency". More like "I'll take 'ese Huggiez and whatever cash you got in 'at dahr register."

Two:  US Currency?  Like you need to make that distinction in Dothan?  What was the alternative?  Rubles?  Lira?  Deutschmarks? Sheckles?

Well a fundamental question should be answered.......Does snag's bil work there?
If so, then maybe he wanted something in the skin trade.

[bottomfeeder]

This guy is breaking the law and should be arrested.

[Montezuma58]

http://tuscaloosa.myfoxal.com/news/crime/94967-tpd-asks-help-identifying-ulta-theft-suspect

I never thought that perfume thievery would be a specialty among the updyke criminals.  This is at least the third one wanted or busted for lifting perfume/cologne.

[Lurking Tiger]

http://dothan.wsfa.com/news/crime/dothan-pd-asking-help-identifying-armed-robbery-suspect/105045

On July 31, 2011 the Dothan Police Department responded to an armed robbery at Citgo, 814 South Oates Street. Upon arrival, police learned a black male wearing a red Alabama baseball cap, gray tee shirt, blue shoes and blue jeans entered the store armed with a handgun. The suspect demanded and received U. S. Currency before fleeing on foot. Police are asking anyone with information about the case or identity of the suspect to call the Dothan Police Department or CrimeStoppers 334-793-7000.

He needed the money. Gray shirt. Isn't collecting checks from the REC yet.

[Montezuma58]

http://m.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/breaking-news/alabama-football-fan-arrested-after-bar-fight/nbLsQ/

[Montezuma58]

A couple of outstanding necks from Franklin County.

INMATE NAME:  AARON DEANGELO MOTES

Booking #: 13111539
Age: 32
Gender: MALE
Race: WHITE
Address: SPRUCE PINE, AL
Arresting Agency: FCSD
Booking Date: 11-04-2013
Charges:
PROBATION VIOLATION


INMATE NAME:  DAVID RYAN SAINT

Booking #: 13111548
Age: 25
Gender: MALE
Race: WHITE
Address: RUSSELLVILLE, AL
Arresting Agency: FCSD
Booking Date: 11-12-2013
Charges:
RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY 2ND; THEFT OF PROPERTY 2ND

[Montezuma58]

Here's another doc.

This one is just a collection of mug shots mostly pulled from this thread without accompanying stories.