I present the first draft of "The Incomplete Encyclopedia of Isolated Incidents". It's a collection consisting primarily of updykes in the process of committing a crime, being arrested, or their mugshots. Most of the pics have the text (very poorly formatted but I'll get around to that one of these days) of the stories and links to the interwebs where you can find the original source.
I call it incomplete because I make no mention of the updyke himself or brian downing. I pretty much leave out former players brushes with the law (don't think you're going unnoticed Mr. Stabler). I did include Rolondo McClain. He's just so cute in handcuffs. Except for a couple of notable exceptions, I did not include mug shots without an accompanying story. It also does not include stories about any shootings, beatings, stabbings, or vehicular homicide connected to updykedness that don't have a picture of the perp in uniform. It also doesn't include any general stupidity that isn't criminal. No permanent skin art of a jaundice bahr bryant in close proximity man boobs. No misspelled tats. No pics of pregnant bammer chicks between a sewage retention pond and Peggy Hill sized stripper shoes. In other words there's still a lot of work to do on the document.
I plan on adding more to it in the future and prettying it up a bit (well as pretty as you could make a document centered around blamers). In the mean time enjoy.
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