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A List of "Isolated Incidents"

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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #360 on: October 29, 2013, 04:38:21 PM »
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #361 on: October 29, 2013, 04:42:47 PM »


WYHI?
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #362 on: October 29, 2013, 08:01:19 PM »


WYHI?

No. No. No.

I'd rather spank off then go near that shit.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #363 on: October 29, 2013, 08:26:00 PM »
No. No. No.

I'd rather spank off then go near that shit.
Then or than?  "Than" would be in-line with your initial rejection.  "Then" and you're saying you want to fire-off a quick initial shot so you can spend more time on it, ya kinky bastard
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #364 on: October 29, 2013, 08:31:27 PM »
Then or than?  "Than" would be in-line with your initial rejection.  "Then" and you're saying you want to fire-off a quick initial shot so you can spend more time on it, ya kinky bastard

We're gonna go with "than" for 200 Alex.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #365 on: October 29, 2013, 08:58:15 PM »


WYHI?

I wouldn't.  Even with a stolen dick.



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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #366 on: October 30, 2013, 01:18:43 AM »


WYHI?

Meth is a helluva drug. Back in her prime (4 years and 6 kids ago) she might of been a hottie.

She'll be 21 in a couple years and can use the legally bought booze to help her get off the crystal.

With all that said, I would still hit it.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #367 on: October 30, 2013, 07:48:56 AM »
Montezuma58 is the best poster this side of Al Gore's intarwebz.
Seconded.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #368 on: October 30, 2013, 09:21:33 AM »
Meth is a helluva drug. Back in her prime (4 years and 6 kids ago) she might of been a hottie.

She'll be 21 in a couple years and can use the legally bought booze to help her get off the crystal.

With all that said, I would still hit it.

This last line here. 
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #369 on: October 30, 2013, 11:21:26 AM »


WYHI?


Her husband/brother looks like he did. Right across the face with a 2x4.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #370 on: October 30, 2013, 11:35:58 AM »
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #371 on: October 31, 2013, 10:45:15 PM »
I don't think I could ever do enough drugs to utter those words.

Click to see video: http://deadspin.com/teacher-accused-of-being-high-on-heroin-in-the-classroo-1456543191?autoplay=1
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A Pittsburgh-area high school teacher who police say confessed to arriving at school high on heroin and passing out in class had only two words for comment-seeking media members today: "Roll Tide."

26-year-old Chris Chiappetta waived a preliminary hearing on charges of drug possession, public drunkenness, and disorderly conduct in a Pittsburgh courtroom Thursday. Cops say they found Chiappetta passed out at his desk during an art class two weeks ago. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says he'll likely receive probation after going through rehab.

(Also, his name is Chiappetta, which makes us wonder if he'll grow green hair if we water him regularly.)
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #373 on: October 31, 2013, 11:19:33 PM »
Beat me to it.  Someone needs to gank the video and post it on YouTube so it can be posted directly.

I retracted my post and let you take it. I tried to download it but Fedora/Mozilla Flash video downloader, but it couldn't read it. I'll try again tomorrow using Debian. WDE!
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #374 on: November 01, 2013, 01:28:25 AM »
There you go.

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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #375 on: November 01, 2013, 08:35:22 AM »
There you go.



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...a fan loyalty reference to the Alabama Univesity crimson tide football team.
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The updyke fans are probably more upset that the reporter felt the need to explain the phrase and bungled the name of the unahvursaty than they are of one of their own getting high and passing out in front of school kids.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #376 on: November 01, 2013, 10:14:45 AM »
I retracted my post and let you take it. I tried to download it but Fedora/Mozilla Flash video downloader, but it couldn't read it. I'll try again tomorrow using Debian. WDE!
Spray some WD-40 in the place where you put the CD thingy. Let it sit a minute or  two and then hit it in the right side with a hammer 3 times.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #377 on: November 01, 2013, 10:20:15 AM »
Spray some WD-40 in the place where you put the CD thingy. Let it sit a minute or  two and then hit it in the right side with a hammer 3 times.

It's all ball bearings these days.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #378 on: November 01, 2013, 10:31:35 AM »
It's all ball bearings these days.

Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
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Re: A List of "Isolated Incidents"
« Reply #379 on: November 01, 2013, 12:24:51 PM »
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