Harvey Updyke - Arrested for using a deadly herbicide on Auburn's Historic Toomer's Oaks.http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/17/alabama.auburn.trees/index.html?hpt=T2 Eric Easley - Arrested for raping a Mini-horsehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326845/Alabama-man-arrested-sexually-abusing-miniature-horse Joey Barrett, Jr - Stabs five Auburn students before Iron Bowl.http://bleacherreport.com/articles/45570-alabama-fan-shows-that-sports-too-can-be-inhuman Curtis Sims - Pushes USC fan in front of truck during a fight after a football game, killing him.http://www2.wspa.com/news/2010/oct/20/2/man-fight-dies-after-usc-alabama-game-ar-947507/ Michael W Williams - Murders a man and woman over an argument about a Alabama vs LSU Football game.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,449326,00.html PINSON, Ala. -- A Pinson man was charged with attempted murder for holding a gun to his son's head and pulling the trigger in the midst of a tantrum after Alabama's double overtime loss to Arkansas Saturday.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1626939 There's plenty more. List them here.
They usually don't write articles of door knob incident(s) in trailer parks, after another SPuat loss.
How I ended up in the foxhole with you, I'll never understand. But here we are.
Marines don't go to "foxholes." The correct term is "fighting holes." And I'm fucking in.
I was thinking in terms of Chizad being foxy, but okey fine. Fighting holes it is.
With this bunch,"glory holes" probably works better...
Tuscaloosa woman charged with rape involving juvenilesCredit: Tuscaloosa Police DepartmentA Tuscaloosa woman is accused of raping several juveniles.By SHANNON DELCAMBRE Published: February 21, 2011A Tuscaloosa woman is accused of raping several juveniles.Investigators with the Tuscaloosa Juvenile Division responded to the 3800 Block of 1st Avenue on a sexual assault call about 7:00 p.m. CT Friday, February 18, 2011.After investigators arrived they made contact the suspect and spoke to her about the allegations that she was having sexual intercourse with several juveniles in the neighborhood since November 2010.The ages of the juveniles were between 13 and 15 years old.Investigators found probable cause to charge the suspect, Marilyn Acosta Orange, 47, with 4 counts of Rape in the 2nd Degree.More charges may come in this case.
Hide ya sons. She be rape'n everybody.http://www.facebook.com/itsmemariorange
What do we get for $10?
Any-ting yu want.
Chihuahua case racks up hefty fines for dog ownerThe co-owner of 19 Chihuahuas seized by Chattanooga animal control officers on Valentine's Day had a tough choice Thursday to make after an hour in City Court.After hearing testimony about "very neglectful" conditions in a trailer with blacked-out windows, no electricity and a kerosene heater pushing temperatures to 101 degrees, City Court Judge Russell Bean gave Winston Andrew O'Dell Jr. a choice."I believe you love dogs, but I'm having a big-time problem with 19 dogs in a trailer," Bean said. "Which two dogs are your favorite?"O'Dell hesitated for a moment, looking down as he stood before the judge, then said in a wavering voice, "I'd about rather be shot than make that decision."Bean ordered 16 of the dogs to remain in the custody of the McKamey Animal Care and Adoption Center, which has treated and housed the pets since they were seized.A 14-year-old dog named Miss Brownie will go to Britt Middleton, ex-husband of Tonya Middleton, who was O'Dell's live-in girlfriend and co-owner of the dogs.Britt Middleton told Bean that he and his ex-wife have a "shared custody" agreement for Miss Brownie. The dog spends six months with each of the them.O'Dell told Bean he wanted a dog named Peanut, but hadn't decided by the end of the hearing which of the other dogs to keep.He' will have to pay care fees to McKamey for Miss Brownie, and both medical and care costs for the two dogs he'll keep, amounting to nearly $600.Court documents show that O'Dell was convicted on 76 of the original 96 charges -- 19 animal neglect, 19 city license requirement, 19 inoculation requirement, plus 19 previous counts for barking dogs. Nineteen charges of unsanitary conditions were dismissed.His total fines amounted to more than $6,400.The barking dog complaints a neighbor made are what first brought animal control officers to O'Dell's trailer off Hixson Pike in May. Officers returned multiple times, warned O'Dell, then cited him for ordinance violations until the Feb. 14 visit to remove the animals.O'Dell said at the time he was trying to find another place to live and would visit the dogs every day to feed and water them and clean the trailer."They didn't show you that the dogs had food, the dogs had water," he said to Bean.Animal control officer Jay Nicholson told Bean that O'Dell had been offered free services by Wally's Friends to spay or neuter and vaccinate the dogs, but he only managed to get three treated over the past nine months.Flipping through photographs of the trailer, Nicholson described the conditions to Bean."There was feces and urine all over the trailer," Nicholson said.The combination of ammonia from urine and kerosene left McKamey Executive Director Karen Walsh worried about what might have happened."We're very fortunate that we're not here talking about 19 dogs burned to death," she told Bean.Pacing between Sessions and City Court for nearly two hours Wednesday morning on separate incidents, O'Dell took cigarette breaks to calm his nerves. In Sessions Court, he faced a domestic assault charge lodged by Tonya Middleton. He was jailed from Jan. 29 until Feb. 4 on that arrest.Because Middleton is jailed in DeKalb County, Ala., for failure to appear on a drug possession charge, O'Dell's court date for the assault charge was moved to March 10.As he walked into City Court afterward to face charges related to his dogs, O'Dell said, "This is the one I dread going to."