There is probably some booty shakers from the other side of town that I could probably get for next to nothing.
True story (Unlike the others I tell) Several years back, they had a big prostitution ring bust here in Dothan. Pics and everything in the paper the next day....good gawd.....everyone of them would have made the People of Wal Mart website. EEEeeeeeccckk. Anywho, there was one undercover lady cop posing as a hooker and this guy comes calling but doesn't have any money. She can't bust him and sends him away...but he comes back....with an offer.
A couple of squirrels he kilt and an old washing machine he had in the back of his truck.