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It's okay, at least he's a scholar.

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Saniflush

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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2011, 10:29:15 AM »
Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2011, 10:36:57 AM »
I said Joe Montanyo
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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2011, 10:39:22 AM »
Nice going shithead. You lost us the football game.
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM »
I'll be playing with your mama tonight.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2011, 11:04:43 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
I'll be playing with your mama tonight.

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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 11:20:53 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 01, 2011, 11:04:43 AM
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I love my mama very much. Now you know that.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2011, 11:22:53 AM »
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2011, 11:24:46 AM »
Somethin's wrong with dat boy's medulla oblongotta.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2011, 11:38:39 AM »
Look Who's on TV mama... it's the devil.
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »
I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...
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Re: It's okay, at least he's a scholar.
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2011, 12:48:41 PM »
Gotta break in here for a minute.  For some reason Fairuza Balk both gives me warm tinglies and scares the bejeepers out of me.  Anybody else have any thoughts on this?  Now back to the Waterboy.

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« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2011, 12:48:59 PM »
You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2011, 01:29:07 PM »
To Whom It May Concern:

   
                   This will be my last letter.  We have grown apart over these last six weeks.  I now have
two loves in my life: big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis.

   
                   
Ciao,

Roberto

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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2011, 01:59:02 PM »
Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2011, 02:07:49 PM »
Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off?
                   
And then he ran for the touchdown, bare-assed.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2011, 02:30:01 PM »
Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!
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