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Divorce Letter

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Divorce Letter
« on: March 18, 2008, 10:00:48 AM »
Some of you can use this.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 10:19:32 AM »
That's deep man... deep.  It's really from the heart. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 10:37:03 AM »
This man is hurting.  Hurting I tell ya'.  Connie sounds like such a bitch.
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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 11:31:41 AM »
No...  She's not a bitch.  She's a mommy part! 

She's destroying that poor man. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 03:43:42 PM »
That was a heart felt letter. :vn:
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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 03:46:14 PM »
Better than mine..haha.....
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Re: Divorce Letter
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 03:47:30 PM »
As the old saying goes:

You know why divorce costs so much?


Because it's worth it
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