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What the hell?

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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2010, 12:13:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 11:29:41 AM
My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
Touch my junk and I will have you arrested.
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2010, 01:43:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 12:13:13 PM
Touch my junk and I will have you arrested.

Fail.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2010, 01:53:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 11:29:41 AM
My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2010, 02:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on November 19, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2010, 02:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 01:43:15 PM
Fail.
Hey, I realize that was not a movie quote - I was being au courant.  Making current events relevant, yo.
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2010, 03:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 02:51:10 PM
Hey, I realize that was not a movie quote - I was being au courant.  Making current events relevant, yo.

I need a ruling.
GF?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2010, 03:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 03:01:54 PM
I need a ruling.
GF?
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2010, 03:37:08 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.

Are they the folks who hold the camera? These supervisor people.

Why not just call sekurrity?


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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2010, 12:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.

Jury rules in favor of the lady.

Suck it, sandflea.
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2010, 02:19:01 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 20, 2010, 12:06:07 AM
Jury rules in favor of the lady.

Suck it, sandflea.

Thank you, my dear.  Obviously you did not see my comment in the baseball forum regarding Pujols to the Astros... ;)
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Re: What the hell?
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2010, 05:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on November 19, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

Thought you said it was for a cheeseburger.
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