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Happy Birthday
« on: November 10, 2010, 09:10:07 AM »
To your beloved Marine Corps, Sani.


Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
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A national championship is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 09:32:03 AM »
Even the Hollywood ones.

235 years ago my beloved corps was born in Tun Tavern

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“Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.”
-Ronald Reagan
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 10:15:07 AM »
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!

                                                 Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945

Ooo Rah!!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2010, 10:22:02 AM »
Today... is your Birthday! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!

God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!
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Saniflush

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 10:24:42 AM »
Let me see ya war face.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 11:40:34 AM »
Ooh-Rah, bitches.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 12:26:02 PM »
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“Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.” -- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 01:32:34 PM »
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There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion.

Gen. William Thornson, U.S. Army

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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.

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Hell, these are Marines.  Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima.  Bagdad ain't shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 02:46:39 PM »
Happy Birthday Sani and AUJarhead!


And I'll see you and LT in Vegas...er, I mean "Mecca"...later this week Sani...and by later I mean tomorrow.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2010, 12:47:47 AM »
Come on girls, show'em for your country!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2010, 09:33:54 AM »
Yer still younger than the Army...
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