Meyer Prediction

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Don't know when, but I'm thinking Meyer has had it out for Cam and Auburn, and between this $200K bullshit and the sudden switch by Mike Blakely in recruiting, it's going to get ugly for Meyer soon. 

[Tiger Wench]

Open letter to anyone looking to fuck up Urban Meyer:

Please let me know how i can help...

Signed,

The Wench

[Townhallsavoy]

My vision:

"And Dyer just broke through three tackles going into the endzone.  Touchdown Auburn."  Verne
"Wow." Gary
"That makes the score 49-7 in favor of Auburn."  Verne
"Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute." Gary
"What's going on?"  Verne
"The Auburn sideline has cleared.  They're sprinting towards the Florida sideline!"  Gary
"A brawl?  But why does every player have a wad of hundreds in their hand?"  Verne
"I don't know, but they seem to be circling Urban Meyer."  Gary
"They're dumping all of the money on top of Urban, and Lee Ziemba is holding Urban down on the ground!"  Verne
"And Cam is pulling off his pants with the best acceleration I've ever seen!"  Gary
"He's...oh my goodness...he's taking a dump on Urban Meyer's face!" Verne
"John Brantley has tried to throw a few punches to protect his coach, but he can't get his arm to aim in the right direction of the...oh God...Nick Fairley just ate John Brantley." Gary
"Folks, we'll be right back.  Is Chizik...?"  Verne
"Yes.  Chizik is impregnating the Florida cheerleaders with his chin."  Gary
"Oh my..." Verne

Cut to...

"Is switching to Geico..." Douchebag from Geico commercials

[Token]

Wait a damn minute.  All morning it was the media controlling bammers.  I've been off for a few hours, but when did it switch to Urban?

[AUChizad]

My vision:

"And Dyer just broke through three tackles going into the endzone.  Touchdown Auburn."  Verne
"Wow." Gary
"That makes the score 49-7 in favor of Auburn."  Verne
"Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute." Gary
"What's going on?"  Verne
"The Auburn sideline has cleared.  They're sprinting towards the Florida sideline!"  Gary
"A brawl?  But why does every player have a wad of hundreds in their hand?"  Verne
"I don't know, but they seem to be circling Urban Meyer."  Gary
"They're dumping all of the money on top of Urban, and Lee Ziemba is holding Urban down on the ground!"  Verne
"And Cam is pulling off his pants with the best acceleration I've ever seen!"  Gary
"He's...oh my goodness...he's taking a dump on Urban Meyer's face!" Verne
"John Brantley has tried to throw a few punches to protect his coach, but he can't get his arm to aim in the right direction of the...oh God...Nick Fairley just ate John Brantley." Gary
"Folks, we'll be right back.  Is Chizik...?"  Verne
"Yes.  Chizik is impregnating the Florida cheerleaders with his chin."  Gary
"Oh my..." Verne

Cut to...

"Is switching to Geico..." Douchebag from Geico commercials

I chortled audibly.

[JR4AU]

Wait a damn minute.  All morning it was the media controlling bammers.  I've been off for a few hours, but when did it switch to Urban?

When the bammers told them to blame Urban.

[Tiger Wench]

Wait a damn minute.  All morning it was the media controlling bammers.  I've been off for a few hours, but when did it switch to Urban?

Try and keep up dear. 

[Buzz Killington]

Wait a damn minute.  All morning it was the media controlling bammers.  I've been off for a few hours, but when did it switch to Urban?

Give it time to make the other 180.