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**WARNING** TMI

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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2010, 12:29:01 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on October 19, 2010, 12:24:04 PM
One word....Fleet.

Another word...Jumbo.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2010, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2010, 12:29:01 PM
Another word...Jumbo.
I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2010, 12:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 19, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.
That deep in it?
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2010, 12:47:43 PM »
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2010, 01:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 19, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
I couldn't possible get to him until next Tuesday.

I got your slack brother.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2010, 02:47:10 PM »
Couple cups of coffee and an extra long chili cheese coney from Sonic.  You're welcome.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 03:04:50 PM »
Castor Oil will make you blow out like the Deep Horizon.

 

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« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 03:05:47 PM by eagleair89 »
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2010, 03:15:28 PM »
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2010, 03:27:03 PM »
Damn.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2010, 04:14:28 PM »
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2010, 04:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Token on October 19, 2010, 03:27:03 PM
Damn.

I am guessing that is a fark?

If so...that shit is funny...
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2010, 05:03:54 PM »
Eat all the cheese that you can get your hands on.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2010, 05:07:11 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on October 19, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
Eat all the cheese that you can get your hands on.

I figured you would suggest eating at the Delta stews' company cafeteria. 

Proven results.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2010, 05:23:10 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 19, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
I figured you would suggest eating at the Delta stews' company cafeteria. 

Proven results.

Vomit on ONE stewardess in mid shit, in an airplane bathroom, and no one lets you forget.

Damn you Al Gore and your interweb.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2010, 05:27:26 PM »
Wait...wait..wait..kegel exercises work?   

Next thing you'll say is that Extenze made your penis longer.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2010, 07:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 19, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
Wait...wait..wait..kegel exercises work?   

Next thing you'll say is that Extenze made your penis longer.

Don't judge me.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2010, 10:49:02 PM »
Quote from: Token on October 19, 2010, 07:19:16 PM
Don't judge me.

Judge you? 

My God, man.  I'm not judging you.  I'm hoping you confirm that both of them work so I can get started right away!
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2010, 08:47:19 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 19, 2010, 10:49:02 PM
Judge you? 

My God, man.  I'm not judging you.  I'm hoping you confirm that both of them work so I can get started right away!

Workin' on dat money shot!
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »
One drop of Visine in a glass of water.......
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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Re: **WARNING** TMI
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2010, 11:51:04 AM »
What's a kegel excercise?
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