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Initiation

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Initiation
« on: October 01, 2007, 05:33:31 PM »
Why did Jumbo tell me that I had to go buy a bottle of jack, a lighter, some ether, a pvc pipe and a hamster to join this board?  Just wondering.
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 05:35:04 PM »
Why did Jumbo tell me that I had to go buy a bottle of jack, a lighter, some ether, a pvc pipe and a hamster to join this board?  Just wondering.

Well no but apparently you keep those things pretty handy yourself so go ahead and send out a mass invitation minus myself.
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 05:35:18 PM »
Why did Jumbo tell me that I had to go buy a bottle of jack, a lighter, some ether, a pvc pipe and a hamster to join this board?  Just wondering.
He's just messing with you, you really don't have to do that. However, you do have to get some slutty nurses to join and start posting. You have 72 hours. Godspeed.
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 06:01:23 PM »
Why did Jumbo tell me that I had to go buy a bottle of jack, a lighter, some ether, a pvc pipe and a hamster to join this board?  Just wondering.
Dr. your not suppose to tell anyone about my Double Secret Initiation, dont tell them the keyword to stop the pressure!
Why in the hell did it take you so long to post????? It's not like your saving lives
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 09:56:05 PM »
Is he a pimple popper?
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 10:05:48 PM »
Is he a pimple popper?

Yuck!


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Re: Initiation
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2007, 12:57:04 AM »
Yuck!

Now that is fucking gross, looks like the pimples on my ass
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »
Yuck!

It looks like he has a tit on his neck.
Except it's a puss filled bubble, which is the opposite of the awesomeness of a tit.
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Re: Initiation
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2007, 01:15:16 PM »
Gnarly! That dude must have squeezed a gallon jug full of shit out of that hideous thing.
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