From the SBlog Alphabetical for this week.. seriously...
The unintentional humor - she kills me...
Y is for Yeti-catching. There's no more terrifying moment than to be a defender caught in the path of a rampaging Cam Newton, especially in the final five yards when Newton dives, goes to ground, and flies through knees and other fragile joints like a 747 crashing in a pine forest. I'd love to see a stat breakdown on how many yards he gets falling; out of 176 of them on Saturday night, it had to be something ridiculous like thirty five or so in all. If you see defenders diving out of the path of a falling Cam Newton, just understand: it's a safety issue first, and a football issue second.
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