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Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.

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Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« on: March 07, 2008, 07:47:07 AM »
I leave this morning for a wedding down in lovely Enterprise, Alabama.  This isn't just any wedding, mind you.  No, this is a joining of two of The Universitah of Alabamah's finest - Wesley Britt and Katie Boyd (former UAT SGA President).  This is a marriage of Crimpsun Tahd football and The Machine.  This is a union of the two most powerful factions at UAT.  Dr. Whitt will be on hand, and I think I have convinced my Bammer wife that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are coming down too.  (Wes rides the pine for the Pats)

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers this weekend.  My only saving grace is that the reception is open bar, so there's a chance I won't remember all the grandiose stories of tradishun that are sure to come.



« Last Edit: March 07, 2008, 07:52:36 AM by Ogre »
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 07:50:07 AM »
Please have the camera in hand.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 09:28:53 AM »
I leave this morning for a wedding down in lovely Enterprise, Alabama.  This isn't just any wedding, mind you.  No, this is a joining of two of The Universitah of Alabamah's finest - Wesley Britt and Katie Boyd (former UAT SGA President).  This is a marriage of Crimpsun Tahd football and The Machine.  This is a union of the two most powerful factions at UAT.  Dr. Whitt will be on hand, and I think I have convinced my Bammer wife that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are coming down too.  (Wes rides the pine for the Pats)

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers this weekend.  My only saving grace is that the reception is open bar, so there's a chance I won't remember all the grandiose stories of tradishun that are sure to come.


Sounds fun to me. I would try to tag along with Brady and snag some of his left overs...
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 11:35:25 AM »
 :jesus: Prayers sent.
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 12:23:21 PM »
Ask Belichick how it feels to lose to Eli Manning.  Slap Brodie Croyle for me.
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 12:56:07 PM »
Ask Belichick how it feels to lose to Eli Manning.  Slap Brodie Croyle for me.
I dare you to put a "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumpersticker on his car...
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 02:36:10 PM »
Vaya con Dios (and yes take a camera).   :jesus:
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Re: Pray for me, for I am going deep in hostile territory.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 02:40:24 PM »
Why the hell would Croyle be friends with Britt.  I guess Britt always helped him up after Britt's assignment leveled his ass.
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