10th annual Herbie Awards

Jumbo · « **on:** August 31, 2010, 01:02:52 PM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview10/news/story?id=5500472

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:07:41 PM »

I've said it elsewhere and I say it here.

Fuck that bag of dicks eating motherfucker.

AWK · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 31, 2010, 01:07:41 PM

I've said it elsewhere and I say it here.

Fuck that bag of dicks eating motherfucker.

Holy shit on a dick...I agree.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:20:30 PM »

He threw the obligatory shout out at OSU for the band and uni's but it certainly wasn't the Big 10 jizz-fest I expected. Definitely gotta' take issue with the choice of best uniforms. It's AU then.....

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:25:53 PM »

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BORN TO RUN: BEST RUNNING BACKS
1. Ryan Williams, Virginia Tech
2. Mark Ingram, Alabama
3. DeMarco Murray, Oklahoma
4. LaMichael James, Oregon
5. Evan Royster, Penn State

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be:
1. Mark Ingram, Alabama
2. Trent Richardson, Alabama
3. Corey Grant, Alabama
4. Jalston Fowler, Alabama
5. Mark Ingram, Alabama

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:30:46 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 31, 2010, 01:25:53 PM

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be:
1. Mark Ingram, Alabama
2. Trent Richardson, Alabama
3. Corey Grant, Alabama
4. Jalston Fowler, Alabama
5. Mark Ingram, Alabama

Five deep bitches.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »

Interesting...

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Candid Coaches
1. Bret Bielema, Wisconsin
2. Mack Brown, Texas
3. Gene Chizik, Auburn
4. Chip Kelly, Oregon
5. Rick Neuheisel, UCLA
6. Houston Nutt, Ole Miss
7. Bo Pelini, Nebraska
8. Nick Saban, Alabama
9. Steve Sarkisian, Washington
10. Randy Shannon, Miami
11. Mike Stoops, Arizona
12. Jim Tressel, Ohio State

Jumbo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:32:10 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 31, 2010, 01:25:53 PM

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be:
1. Mark Ingram, Alabama
2. Trent Richardson, Alabama
3. Corey Grant, Alabama
4. Jalston Fowler, Alabama
5. Mark Ingram, Alabama

I thought the Pig's were the only team rollin' 5 deep?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:40:03 PM »

How can UGA be his sleeper team, and then he picks us to win the West?

Token · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:45:26 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 31, 2010, 01:25:53 PM

Wait, I thought it was supposed to be:
1. Mark Ingram, Alabama
2. Trent Richardson, Alabama
3.~~Corey Grant, Alabama~~ Ed Lacy
4.~~Jalston Fowler, Alabama~~ Corey Grant
5.~~Mark Ingram, Alabama~~ Jalston Fowler

We don't have any guys over 300 pounds who can run a 3.8, but we have some solid depth.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:49:53 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 31, 2010, 01:07:41 PM

I've said it elsewhere and I say it here.

Fuck that bag of dicks eating motherfucker.

You know better than to get AWK excited

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2010, 02:49:53 PM

You know better than to get AWK excited

I'm trying to hide my boner.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:53:47 PM »

Quote from: AWK on August 31, 2010, 02:51:45 PM

I'm trying to hide my boner.

Lost your thimble again?

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:58:16 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 31, 2010, 02:53:47 PM

Lost your thimble again?

What can I say, I'm girthy.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2010, 02:59:10 PM »

I use a rubber band and half a peanut hull. I have an extra if you want to borrow it.

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:02:15 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2010, 02:59:10 PM

I use a rubber band and half a peanut hull. I have an extra if you want to borrow it.

Does the peanut hull also cover your balls, or have you just quit accounting for them?

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:12:09 PM »

Quote from: AWK on August 31, 2010, 02:58:16 PM

What can I say, I'm girthy.

That's my problem.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Token on August 31, 2010, 03:02:15 PM

Does the peanut hull also cover your balls, or have you just quit accounting for them?

They are accounted for. Just not on his person.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Token on August 31, 2010, 03:02:15 PM

Does the peanut hull also cover your balls, or have you just quit accounting for them?

I only use hulls that are 3 nutters for full coverage of....hey wait a minute...that was a shot wasn't it?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:14:41 PM »

Quote from: Token on August 31, 2010, 02:45:26 PM

We don't have any guys over 300 pounds who can run a 3.8, but we have some solid depth.

Pffftttt....3.8 is stretching it. 4.0 is more like it.