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2010 Battle for the Crown

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2010 Battle for the Crown
« on: August 04, 2010, 12:21:00 PM »
In honor of practice starting, I have posted week 1 games.  I hope everyone participates as we have had a great time with this the last 2 years.  If you have any suggestions to change rules we can discuss in this thread prior to the first games kick off.

I will of course be providing the bottle of Crown Reserve that will be awarded to the winner.

Happy Picking
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 01:09:59 PM »
In honor of practice starting, I have posted week 1 games.  I hope everyone participates as we have had a great time with this the last 2 years.  If you have any suggestions to change rules we can discuss in this thread prior to the first games kick off.

I will of course be providing the bottle of Crown Reserve that will be awarded to the winner.

Happy Picking

Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 01:26:56 PM »
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

Sorry, owners and employees of the website may not participate.  So, will Birmingham be playing this year?
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 01:28:49 PM »
So, will Birmingham be playing this year?

He should have won the ESPY for Horse's Ass of the Year.
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 01:29:07 PM »
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

Not too mention nobody wants to be seen buying any of that homo shit you like to drink.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 01:34:09 PM »
Not too mention nobody wants to be seen buying any of that homo shit you like to drink.
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 01:35:11 PM »
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger

No.  That is the homo places he like to go.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 01:36:30 PM »
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger

Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2010, 01:37:31 PM »
Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.

See he admits it. 

and unless it is stuck on the end of a strippers nose coke is ghey
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 01:38:41 PM »
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

If it makes you participate, your request is granted.  If Bham were to come back his only prize will be a 4 pack of Bartles and James Fuzzy Navel
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2010, 01:41:29 PM »
Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.

I much prefer my Friday night drink of choice:

1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Gets me all the way to bed on most nights.  The wife likes it too because it makes me last longer in the sack
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2010, 01:42:12 PM »
If it makes you participate, your request is granted.  If Bham were to come back his only prize will be a 4 pack of Bartles and James Fuzzy Navel

And a year's supply of Clearasil.
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2010, 01:42:47 PM »
And a year's supply of Clearasil.

I am not footing that fucking bill.
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2010, 01:44:27 PM »
I much prefer my Friday night drink of choice:

1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Gets me all the way to bed on most nights.  The wife likes it too because it makes me last longer in the sack
Alcohol is amazing.
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2010, 01:46:28 PM »
See he admits it. 

and unless it is stuck on the end of a strippers nose coke is ghey

Oh and speaking of Coke, the SI article I read on Caddyshack said that the first thing Rodney Dangerfield did when he arrived on the set was to plunk down two big ole lines of toot and snort em' up.  Damn Rodney.
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 02:04:28 PM »
1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Much better now.  Diet Sprite or Sprite zero is the only things that I will allow my bourbon to mingle with.  Snaggle, please tell me a gentleman of your distinguished character does not allow coke or Dr. Pepper to mingle with your bourbon?
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 02:08:35 PM »
Much better now.  Diet Sprite or Sprite zero is the only things that I will allow my bourbon to mingle with.  Snaggle, please tell me a gentleman of your distinguished character does not allow coke or Dr. Pepper to mingle with your bourbon?

There are a bunch of bitches around here.  I can see you and I are gonna get along just fine.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 02:11:24 PM »
There are a bunch of bitches around here.  I can see you and I are gonna get along just fine.


That reminds me...

Do you have a preferred vendor for that thing or should I just roll the google dice?
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2010, 02:12:53 PM »
That reminds me...

Do you have a preferred vendor for that thing or should I just roll the google dice?

Standby.........


http://www.papabert.com/


This means you will not have to go back to the car at halftime for a refill?
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Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2010, 02:13:31 PM »
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?


Do they still make Zima?
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