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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2010, 11:20:28 AM »
"Son, you suck."

My High School Football Coach

And since you were an obedient sort, you got right to sucking for coach.

I'll bet you made it fast....and sexy.
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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2010, 11:23:55 AM »
"Hi, do you carry milk crates here."

Terry Bowden to ACE Hardware salesman.
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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2010, 11:24:38 AM »
And since you were an obedient sort, you got right to sucking for coach.

I'll bet you made it fast....and sexy.

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« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 11:25:02 AM »
"Son, you suck."

My High School Football Coach

I love my dad.
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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 11:29:21 AM »
I love my dad.

And other men can too for $40.00.
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2010, 11:30:17 AM »
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.

- Bo Jackson
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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2010, 11:40:04 AM »
And other men can too for $40.00.

I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »
I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...

Oh come on...you know I was kidding....right?  It was a joke, son.  A play on words.  Just pokin' fun.  We're good, right?








Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2010, 12:05:37 PM »
"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 12:08:22 PM »
Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?

Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2010, 12:11:01 PM »
Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...


I still hate Coach Ab for that.  Bastard stood there scarfin' Big Twins and fries while I was gettin' lifted 3 feet in the air by a paddle the size of a sequoya pine.
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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2010, 12:11:16 PM »
"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.

You could fill a book with Nutt-isms.

Boy, I tell you what, you're unbelievable.
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2010, 12:12:48 PM »
"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.

I have a request here.  Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread?  I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2010, 12:14:06 PM »
"I'm going to turn Gus loose." - Nutt in 2006
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2010, 12:18:16 PM »
I have a request here.  Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread?  I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Here's one.
http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=47309.0
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2010, 12:37:33 PM »
What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.

Tony Franklin
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« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2010, 12:40:17 PM »
What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.

Tony Franklin

Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn. 
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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2010, 12:53:18 PM »
Anyone know if we got our money back?

- Jay Jacobs
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« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2010, 01:02:01 PM »
I've been doing some consulting on the side about how to better run our athletic department with a guy named Kaos.

-Jay Jacobs
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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2010, 01:05:13 PM »
Anyone know if we got our money back?

- Jay Jacobs

We paid in a way that can't be refunded.
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