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The New Halloween Movie
Coming out October 18.
Directed by a guy who made stoner films with James Franco
Co-Written by him and Danny McBride, one of the leading male chauvanist pig comics of the current day
Starring Jamie Lee Curtis who after years of being apolitical decides this is her vehicle for #MeToo #TimesUp activism
What could go wrong?


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Damn, I was looking forward to this.


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At the end Michael takes off his mask to show he is just a privileged white male.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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It's not as bad as I expected; it's just not special either. 

If you have never seen any of the sequels, then this would be a neat idea. As it is, it's the best ideas any of the sequels had. High-level fan fiction. B grade. Cheap matinee or wait for Netflix/Redbox/Prime/Hulu/Shudder/HBO/Showtime release.
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It's not as bad as I expected; it's just not special either.

If you have never seen any of the sequels, then this would be a neat idea. As it is, it's the best ideas any of the sequels had. High-level fan fiction. B grade. Cheap matinee or wait for Netflix/Redbox/Prime/Hulu/Shudder/HBO/Showtime release.
You do know that the entire premise of this entry in the pantheon is that none of the sequels existed, right?  You're supposed to block them out and assume this is the followup to the original.   
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You do know that the entire premise of this entry in the pantheon is that none of the sequels existed, right?  You're supposed to block them out and assume this is the followup to the original. 
Totally aware of that. Was stating that this would work better if those sequels didn't actually exists or had never been seen. I've seen them all so even if you tell me it doesn't exist, it's hard to forget them. Kind of like vacated wins.
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Totally aware of that. Was stating that this would work better if those sequels didn't actually exists or had never been seen. I've seen them all so even if you tell me it doesn't exist, it's hard to forget them. Kind of like vacated wins.
Yeah.  You can't unring the bell. 
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Yeah.  You can't unring the bell.
Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











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Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











(fyi our motto this year was "ring the bell" if you didn't know)
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Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











(fyi our motto this year was "ring the bell" if you didn't know)


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They Mrs has never seen the original so this is going play well for her.  
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Saw it again to confirm thoughts. Yep, disappointing. This movie insists nothing past the first one happened to then proceeds to repeat something from ALL of those sequels. (Yes, there's something from II, III - which has nothing to do with Michael Myers, 4, 5, 6, 6 - the Producers Cut, half of this is H20 20 years later, Resurrection, and both Rob Zombie abortions.) That adds up to well-financed fan fictions. It's made nearly $100 million so there will be more, but this one falls somewhere in the bottom half of the series.
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