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You'll need a truck to pull it.

Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.


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You'll need a truck to pull it.
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
no need for a truck to tow it, if you have a good camel toe


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Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.

Sounds pretty cool
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How small is your johnson exactly?

At my age, ftwofitty works harder!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Sounds pretty cool
Be a lot cooler if you did.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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Aim for 3 when you need 17
Aim for 20 when you need 2
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You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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Looks like sex in a canoe:

fudgein near water.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Sheena was a man.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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Sheena was a man.





So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
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So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
He looks better as a girl.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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He looks better as a girl.


Does he to get to play from the ladies tee now?
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Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.


I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.


A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'