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Re: That Guy
« Reply #20 on September 29, 2015, 06:09:26 PM »

You'll need a truck to pull it.

Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #21 on September 29, 2015, 06:14:40 PM »

You'll need a truck to pull it.
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
no need for a truck to tow it, if you have a good camel toe
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #22 on September 29, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »

Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.

Sounds pretty cool
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #23 on September 30, 2015, 12:49:10 AM »

How small is your johnson exactly?

At my age, ftwofitty works harder!
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #24 on September 30, 2015, 07:11:43 AM »

Sounds pretty cool
Be a lot cooler if you did.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #25 on September 30, 2015, 09:26:25 AM »

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #26 on September 30, 2015, 10:39:58 AM »

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #27 on September 30, 2015, 05:04:38 PM »



Looks like sex in a canoe:

fudgein near water.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #28 on October 02, 2015, 09:48:21 AM »

The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #29 on October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM »

The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Sheena was a man.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #30 on October 02, 2015, 01:24:01 PM »

Sheena was a man.





So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
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« Reply #31 on October 02, 2015, 01:43:43 PM »





So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
He looks better as a girl.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #32 on October 02, 2015, 02:19:04 PM »

He looks better as a girl.


Does he to get to play from the ladies tee now?
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #33 on October 02, 2015, 02:25:16 PM »

Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #34 on October 02, 2015, 02:48:21 PM »

Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.


I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.


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