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Ever have the misfortune of winding up by "That guy" in the stadium?  Could be a girl, but usually a guy.  Experienced "That girl" last season at the Falcons/Panthers game.  Wasn't beside her.  About 5 rows in front.  Before every....single....play.....the....entire....game, she stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, and trust me...she had some pipes.  Couldn't tell what she was saying most of the time but she was screaming for Carolina and honestly, she pretty much ruined the whole experience for most of those around her.  But Saturday at JHS, I had that guy. 

The game early on is depressing enough with us down 14-0, but that guy made sure everyone around him took the irritation to another level.  Guy sits down with his family.  He winds up right next to me.  The thing that made this guy, that guy, was his incessant blathering about what was happening every second of the game.  Not just the blathering, but the way he did it.  He's talking to his family..but he's not just talking to his family.  He's making sure that his comments are broadcast to all those around him as if constantly seeking affirmation of his vast knowledge of the sport and his keen sense of observation.  Think...LOUD.  I'll help with all caps.

DUKE'S IN THE SLOT.  NO...NOW HE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE. SEE THERE?  DUKE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE.  THEY'RE GOING TO DUKE.  HE STARTED IN THE SLOT BUT HE SWITCHED WITH THAT GUY AND NOW HE'S OUT WIDE.

THAT WAS NOT A CATCH.  NOT A CATCH.  NO...NOT A CATCH.  SEE...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED (Waving arms signaling an incompletion) SEE? IT'S CLEAR.  THAT'S CLEAR.  HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED. IT LOOKED LIKE IT TOUCHED BUT IT NEVER DID.  THAT'S NOT A CATCH.  NO..IT'S NOT A CATCH...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED.

WAIT...OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  WHY ARE YOU BLOWING YOUR WHISTLE?  HE'S BLOWING HIS WHISTLE. HE BLEW THE PLAY DEAD.  WE INTERCEPTED AND RAN IT BACK.  WHY DID HE BLOW IT DEAD.  HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me:  Mullen called a time out.

Oh....IT'S 3RD AND 10 HERE.  3RD AND 10. IF THEY DON'T GET 10 YARDS, THEY HAVE TO PUNT.  KEEP EM' FROM GETTING 10 YARDS AND WE GET THE BALL BACK.  3RD AND 10.  IT'S 3RD AND 10...

Me:  Excuse me sir, but are you retarded?  Were you dropped on your head as a child?

This went on every second until me and mini decided enough was enough and headed to the new F-150.

Who is "That Guy" for you? 

   
Irwin Mainway on "Bag O Glass": Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?

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Ever have the misfortune of winding up by "That guy" in the stadium?  Could be a girl, but usually a guy.  Experienced "That girl" last season at the Falcons/Panthers game.  Wasn't beside her.  About 5 rows in front.  Before every....single....play.....the....entire....game, she stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, and trust me...she had some pipes.  Couldn't tell what she was saying most of the time but she was screaming for Carolina and honestly, she pretty much ruined the whole experience for most of those around her.  But Saturday at JHS, I had that guy. 

The game early on is depressing enough with us down 14-0, but that guy made sure everyone around him took the irritation to another level.  Guy sits down with his family.  He winds up right next to me.  The thing that made this guy, that guy, was his incessant blathering about what was happening every second of the game.  Not just the blathering, but the way he did it.  He's talking to his family..but he's not just talking to his family.  He's making sure that his comments are broadcast to all those around him as if constantly seeking affirmation of his vast knowledge of the sport and his keen sense of observation.  Think...LOUD.  I'll help with all caps.

DUKE'S IN THE SLOT.  NO...NOW HE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE. SEE THERE?  DUKE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE.  THEY'RE GOING TO DUKE.  HE STARTED IN THE SLOT BUT HE SWITCHED WITH THAT GUY AND NOW HE'S OUT WIDE.

THAT WAS NOT A CATCH.  NOT A CATCH.  NO...NOT A CATCH.  SEE...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED (Waving arms signaling an incompletion) SEE? IT'S CLEAR.  THAT'S CLEAR.  HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED. IT LOOKED LIKE IT TOUCHED BUT IT NEVER DID.  THAT'S NOT A CATCH.  NO..IT'S NOT A CATCH...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED.

WAIT...OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  WHY ARE YOU BLOWING YOUR WHISTLE?  HE'S BLOWING HIS WHISTLE. HE BLEW THE PLAY DEAD.  WE INTERCEPTED AND RAN IT BACK.  WHY DID HE BLOW IT DEAD.  HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me:  Mullen called a time out.

Oh....IT'S 3RD AND 10 HERE.  3RD AND 10. IF THEY DON'T GET 10 YARDS, THEY HAVE TO PUNT.  KEEP EM' FROM GETTING 10 YARDS AND WE GET THE BALL BACK.  3RD AND 10.  IT'S 3RD AND 10...

Me:  Excuse me sir, but are you retarded?  Were you dropped on your head as a child?

This went on every second until me and mini decided enough was enough and headed to the new F-150.

Who is "That Guy" for you? 

 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'


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I have a fudgeing F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fudgeing...day.
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I have a fudgeing F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fudgeing...day.

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Jarhead, your pictures are hurtful.
Irwin Mainway on "Bag O Glass": Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?


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Who is "That Guy" for you?
 

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I've never "broadcasted" the game or certain things that happen, I just yell as loud as humanly possible when a big hit or big play is about to happen...usually scaring everyone in front of me, lol. Whatever, I like to yell during football games...sorry, not sorry.
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I have a fudgeing F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fudgeing...day.

I agree. Damn little f150 guys!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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I have a old F-150....carry on.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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I have a old F-150....carry on.
With a bed in the back!
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With a bed in the back!
Cause there's something women like about a pickup man.
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Cause there's something women like about a pickup man.
With a yeti 110, and some silver bullets.
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With a yeti 110, and some silver bullets.
I need to buy me a boat.
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I need to buy me a boat.

You'll need a truck to pull it.
Irwin Mainway on "Bag O Glass": Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?


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You'll need a truck to pull it.

An F-150?
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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I agree. Damn little f150 guys!

How small is your johnson exactly?
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How small is your johnson exactly?

He's compensating for something.
Irwin Mainway on "Bag O Glass": Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?