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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
But especially hide yo young girls.  It's Sani's burfdayz and he's lookin' for some collards to stir. 

Have a good one, H. 
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.

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Brasky's got nothing on Sani.  Have a great one, boss.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Happy birthday!


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Happy birthday my brother, may you be serenaded by women throwing little pickles at you.
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Semper Fi and Happy birfday.
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Happy Birthday.


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Happy birthday, fudgeer!
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Happy, happy!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Happy Birthday!
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Appreaciate the well wishes.  Was tied up with a trade show most of yesterday so didn't make it on.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Appreaciate the well wishes.  Was tied up with a trade show most of yesterday so didn't make it on.

Awesome. How much of the new Tupperware product did you sell?
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Awesome. How much of the new Tupperware product did you sell?

Probably a ton. Those new "Easy-Snap" lids pretty much sell themselves.
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Probably a ton. Those new "Easy-Snap" lids pretty much sell themselves.

Pssssh....it's the ship in a bottle that gets them.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Happy Birthday
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