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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #40 on September 15, 2015, 12:07:03 PM »

if it makes your richard look bigger then go for it...
Lord knows I could use any help I can get.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #41 on September 15, 2015, 12:49:02 PM »

if it makes your richard look bigger then go for it...

This

Nothing else matters
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #42 on September 15, 2015, 01:35:01 PM »

This

Nothing else matters

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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #43 on September 15, 2015, 04:31:30 PM »

I'm going today and it this little sales guy can get the numbers close I'm coming out of a BMW for the first time in seven years. 

The truck has every single amenity my BMW has except for the "prestige"

Somebody talk me out of it.

Prestige? shoot, When one dem little beeemers run a red light or stop sign and hit my truck, I get out, look under the truck and give them support. "just hang on little buddy. They'll be here to cut you out soon enough"!

Prestige my ass!
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #44 on September 15, 2015, 07:48:05 PM (Edited September 15, 2015, 09:36:12 PM) »

Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #45 on September 15, 2015, 10:49:55 PM »

Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.

Go ahead and like it, it's ok. Nice truck K.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #46 on September 15, 2015, 11:02:04 PM »

Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.
I think she's purdy!
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #47 on September 15, 2015, 11:18:06 PM »

Which one of you assholes is riding around Ross bridge with an auburn "tigerx" tag

If only there was a way to get information off a tag.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #48 on September 15, 2015, 11:51:52 PM »

Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.

You'll love the A/C seats to keep your balls cool.  Like I said earlier....I'm impressed with the EcoBoost. 
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #49 on September 16, 2015, 07:30:45 AM »

You're gonna' love it, K.  First thing I did the day I bought mine was head to Tiger Pride and grab a new Auburn tag for the front.  Now, I just need a new 30A sticker for the window.  Maybe a Salt Life sticker too. 
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #50 on September 16, 2015, 08:45:57 AM »

Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.

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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #51 on September 16, 2015, 09:22:55 AM »

How much gas is this thing going to suck?  I have until 6 tonight to change my mind and get my BMW back. 
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #52 on September 16, 2015, 09:42:08 AM »

You're gonna' love it, K.  First thing I did the day I bought mine was head to Tiger Pride and grab a new Auburn tag for the front.  Now, I just need a new 30A sticker for the window.  Maybe a Salt Life sticker too.

Don't be a faggot.


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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #53 on September 16, 2015, 09:45:16 AM »

Don't be a faggot.




That's a cool design. Maybe somebody with some good smarts can do something with it. I'm gettin' a Salt Life sticker with a palm tree in the middle....right after I get a spice pumpkin latte from Starbucks.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #54 on September 16, 2015, 09:47:08 AM »

That's a cool design. Maybe somebody with some good smarts can do something with it. I'm gettin' a Salt Life sticker with a palm tree in the middle....right after I get a spice pumpkin latte from Starbucks.

Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #55 on September 16, 2015, 09:54:31 AM »

Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets

First, I'll need a boat and a truck to pull it.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #56 on September 16, 2015, 10:15:32 AM »

Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets

Well, really just a Yeti hat. You dont actually need a Yeti cooler to be keen, just the hat so people will think you have one.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #57 on September 16, 2015, 10:20:47 AM »

How much gas is this thing going to suck?  I have until 6 tonight to change my mind and get my BMW back.

We average 17 around town...low 20's on long stretches of Highway. Pulling the travel trailer...10.8, if we are lucky.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #58 on September 16, 2015, 10:22:23 AM »

First, I'll need a boat and a truck to pull it.

I keep hearing money is the root of all evils
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #59 on September 16, 2015, 10:28:28 AM »

I keep hearing money is the root of all evils

Yeah, that and you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle.
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