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Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
if it makes your richard look bigger then go for it...
Lord knows I could use any help I can get.
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if it makes your richard look bigger then go for it...

This

Nothing else matters
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This

Nothing else matters

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I'm going today and it this little sales guy can get the numbers close I'm coming out of a BMW for the first time in seven years. 

The truck has every single amenity my BMW has except for the "prestige"

Somebody talk me out of it.

Prestige? shoot, When one dem little beeemers run a red light or stop sign and hit my truck, I get out, look under the truck and give them support. "just hang on little buddy. They'll be here to cut you out soon enough"!

Prestige my ass!
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.

Go ahead and like it, it's ok. Nice truck K.


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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.
I think she's purdy!
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Which one of you assholes is riding around Ross bridge with an auburn "tigerx" tag

If only there was a way to get information off a tag.


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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Edit/Add:

Not my specific truck, but this color/style etc:



Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.

You'll love the A/C seats to keep your balls cool.  Like I said earlier....I'm impressed with the EcoBoost. 


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You're gonna' love it, K.  First thing I did the day I bought mine was head to Tiger Pride and grab a new Auburn tag for the front.  Now, I just need a new 30A sticker for the window.  Maybe a Salt Life sticker too. 
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
Bought it today. 

Feel queasy. 

Not sure how I like it yet.  It's not a BMW.



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How much gas is this thing going to suck?  I have until 6 tonight to change my mind and get my BMW back. 
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You're gonna' love it, K.  First thing I did the day I bought mine was head to Tiger Pride and grab a new Auburn tag for the front.  Now, I just need a new 30A sticker for the window.  Maybe a Salt Life sticker too.

Don't be a faggot.


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Don't be a faggot.




That's a cool design. Maybe somebody with some good smarts can do something with it. I'm gettin' a Salt Life sticker with a palm tree in the middle....right after I get a spice pumpkin latte from Starbucks.
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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That's a cool design. Maybe somebody with some good smarts can do something with it. I'm gettin' a Salt Life sticker with a palm tree in the middle....right after I get a spice pumpkin latte from Starbucks.

Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
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Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets

First, I'll need a boat and a truck to pull it.
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Don't forget the Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets

Well, really just a Yeti hat. You dont actually need a Yeti cooler to be keen, just the hat so people will think you have one.
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How much gas is this thing going to suck?  I have until 6 tonight to change my mind and get my BMW back.

We average 17 around town...low 20's on long stretches of Highway. Pulling the travel trailer...10.8, if we are lucky.


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First, I'll need a boat and a truck to pull it.

I keep hearing money is the root of all evils


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I keep hearing money is the root of all evils

Yeah, that and you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle.
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.