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If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Opened on August 19, 2015, 05:46:02 PM »

She'd be Tanit Phoenix, star of GallowWalkers


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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #1 on August 19, 2015, 05:52:04 PM »

Good god man we need of her and less talking.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #2 on August 19, 2015, 06:06:02 PM »








Here she is looking smart:

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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #3 on August 19, 2015, 06:51:37 PM »

Thank you sir!
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #4 on August 20, 2015, 10:56:58 AM »

She'd be Tanit Phoenix, star of GallowWalkers





It might help to have a little talent also.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #5 on August 20, 2015, 11:17:09 AM »


It might help to have a little talent also.

Hasn't hindered Megan Fox. 

This girl's got more acting talent than she does.
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« Reply #6 on August 20, 2015, 11:23:20 AM »

Hasn't hindered Megan Fox. 

This girl's got more acting talent than she does.


Take away Transformers which because of CG's, every other movie she's been in has tanked.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #7 on August 20, 2015, 01:20:22 PM »

Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #8 on August 20, 2015, 01:25:21 PM »

Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?

She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.   
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« Reply #9 on August 20, 2015, 01:35:21 PM »

She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.

Ok I'm not sure what any of that has to do with her hotness. Kaos is a liar face.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #10 on August 20, 2015, 02:28:14 PM »

She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.

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you. are. a. fag.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #11 on August 20, 2015, 02:37:41 PM »

Look Megan, I'm gonna' go ahead and tell you this up front.  We are only going to have hot, sweaty, monkey love until I get tired of you. 
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #12 on August 20, 2015, 03:46:59 PM »

Look Megan, I'm gonna' go ahead and tell you this up front.  We are only going to have hot, sweaty, monkey love until I get tired of you.

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've said this.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #13 on August 20, 2015, 08:16:19 PM »

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've said this.
You'd buy me a k-car?
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #14 on August 20, 2015, 10:09:05 PM »

Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?

She is...and K's taste is on record as being awful.

But...Megan Fox does have gorilla thumbz.

I would still smash.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
« Reply #15 on August 20, 2015, 10:29:29 PM »

She is...and K's taste is on record as being awful.

But...Megan Fox does have gorilla thumbz.

I would still smash.

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