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If Megan Fox were pretty...
She'd be Tanit Phoenix, star of GallowWalkers


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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
Good god man we need of her and less talking.
You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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Here she is looking smart:

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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
Thank you sir!
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
She'd be Tanit Phoenix, star of GallowWalkers





It might help to have a little talent also.
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It might help to have a little talent also.

Hasn't hindered Megan Fox. 

This girl's got more acting talent than she does.
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Hasn't hindered Megan Fox. 

This girl's got more acting talent than she does.


Take away Transformers which because of CG's, every other movie she's been in has tanked.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?
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Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?

She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.   
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She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.

Ok I'm not sure what any of that has to do with her hotness. Kaos is a liar face.
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
She's got the hotness, but like every other high maintenance female, some dude got tired of her.

 :facepalm:

you. are. a. fag.


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Look Megan, I'm gonna' go ahead and tell you this up front.  We are only going to have hot, sweaty, monkey love until I get tired of you. 
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Look Megan, I'm gonna' go ahead and tell you this up front.  We are only going to have hot, sweaty, monkey love until I get tired of you.

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've said this.
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Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've said this.
You'd buy me a k-car?
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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
Hold on a second....Megan Fox isnt hot?

She is...and K's taste is on record as being awful.

But...Megan Fox does have gorilla thumbz.

I would still smash.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Re: If Megan Fox were pretty...
She is...and K's taste is on record as being awful.

But...Megan Fox does have gorilla thumbz.

I would still smash.

He speaks for all of us ^^
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