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Since Jumbo went all random earlier, got to thinking bout' a thread for some really keen, meaningless and cool stories?  Especially since I just recently had one of those semi-awkward moments.  Plus, it will give K a place to relay those life events that can only happen to K, and be expressed in a manner that only K can convey.

In line at the bank waiting behind a rather sexy blonde young lady.  The tellers are located in a large, open area where sound carries quite well.  She and I are the only two customers and there are two tellers behind the counter with several employees at desks around the room.

The blonde's phone, which is sticking out of her back pocket with the volume apparently turned up to 11, goes off with the ringtone of "Addicted" by Saving Abel. For those not familiar, picture these lyrics emanating from her ass and heard quite clearly throughout the bank:

"I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets."

This line is repeated several times as she makes no attempt to answer or mute it.  One teller, a young guy counting money, is trying his best to stifle a laugh.  The young lady teller waiting on the blonde can't speak and is turning red as a beet.  One employee comes out of his office to see where it was coming from and another lady employee has her head down on her desk, laughing uncontrollably.

The blonde completes her transaction and walks out calmly.  As soon as the door shuts behind her, the entire bank breaks out in laughter.  I, on the other hand, stepped up to the teller window sporting semi-chub.


Cool story, bro.......   
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Best story ever IF you had of snapped a pic of her ass doe...
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Oh girl, let's take it slow
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Since Jumbo went all random earlier, got to thinking bout' a thread for some really keen, meaningless and cool stories?  Especially since I just recently had one of those semi-awkward moments.  Plus, it will give K a place to relay those life events that can only happen to K, and be expressed in a manner that only K can convey.

In line at the bank waiting behind a rather sexy blonde young lady.  The tellers are located in a large, open area where sound carries quite well.  She and I are the only two customers and there are two tellers behind the counter with several employees at desks around the room.

The blonde's phone, which is sticking out of her back pocket with the volume apparently turned up to 11, goes off with the ringtone of "Addicted" by Saving Abel. For those not familiar, picture these lyrics emanating from her ass and heard quite clearly throughout the bank:

"I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets."

This line is repeated several times as she makes no attempt to answer or mute it.  One teller, a young guy counting money, is trying his best to stifle a laugh.  The young lady teller waiting on the blonde can't speak and is turning red as a beet.  One employee comes out of his office to see where it was coming from and another lady employee has her head down on her desk, laughing uncontrollably.

The blonde completes her transaction and walks out calmly.  As soon as the door shuts behind her, the entire bank breaks out in laughter.  I, on the other hand, stepped up to the teller window sporting semi-chub.


Cool story, bro.......   


Lawyer talk. 
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Lawyer talk.

Since Jumbo went all random earlier, got to thinking bout' a thread for some really keen, meaningless and cool stories?   

Dallas talk ^^
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Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'


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Lawyer talk.
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Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
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Since Jumbo went all random earlier, got to thinking bout' a thread for some really keen, meaningless and cool stories?  Especially since I just recently had one of those semi-awkward moments.  Plus, it will give K a place to relay those life events that can only happen to K, and be expressed in a manner that only K can convey.

In line at the bank waiting behind a rather sexy blonde young lady.  The tellers are located in a large, open area where sound carries quite well.  She and I are the only two customers and there are two tellers behind the counter with several employees at desks around the room.

The blonde's phone, which is sticking out of her back pocket with the volume apparently turned up to 11, goes off with the ringtone of "Addicted" by Saving Abel. For those not familiar, picture these lyrics emanating from her ass and heard quite clearly throughout the bank:

"I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets."

This line is repeated several times as she makes no attempt to answer or mute it.  One teller, a young guy counting money, is trying his best to stifle a laugh.  The young lady teller waiting on the blonde can't speak and is turning red as a beet.  One employee comes out of his office to see where it was coming from and another lady employee has her head down on her desk, laughing uncontrollably.

The blonde completes her transaction and walks out calmly.  As soon as the door shuts behind her, the entire bank breaks out in laughter.  I, on the other hand, stepped up to the teller window sporting semi-chub.


Cool story, bro.......   

ho lee fuk...this wasn't from the copa da past.al.cumz

nice story, bro.

tell it again but with your balls. 


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ho lee fuk...this wasn't from the copa da past.al.cumz

nice story, bro.

tell it again but with your balls.

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I heard that phrase is overused.
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I heard that phrase is overused.

Well, it definitely applies in this case.  Nook's words were hurtful and he will not see me at the pancake social on Wednesday.
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Well, it definitely applies in this case.  Nook's words were hurtful and he will not see me at the pancake social on Wednesday.

Depends...how much? I may be in. Still at the Lions Club?
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Depends...how much? I may be in. Still at the Lions Club?

$5.00 and they moved it to the Alcazar Shriner's Temple on Westgate.
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$5.00 and they moved it to the Alcazar Shriner's Temple on Westgate.

Im gonna get me one of those cool tassles for my hat so I can blend in.
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