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One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Opened on June 11, 2015, 02:17:38 PM »

This is reason 4,873,980,102 why al.com must be destroyed.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/06/ben_davis_5-star_super_show.html#incart_river

FWIW, I've seen Ben play.  Not sure why he's a 5-star.  And he's going to Bama. 
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #1 on June 11, 2015, 02:19:20 PM »

He's a five star BECAUSE he is going to bammer.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #2 on June 11, 2015, 02:29:18 PM »

Damn, that part where the Chopp.....uh, T-Rex ate that guy...that was graphic and downright scary.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #3 on June 11, 2015, 02:35:15 PM »

Big announcement coming up at 3:00.  The good guys need to pick up Malik Miller.  Boy dog stud.   
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #4 on June 11, 2015, 09:24:44 PM »

Big announcement coming up at 3:00.  The good guys need to pick up Malik Miller.  Boy dog stud.

Dude freaking runs over folks. Straight running back.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #5 on August 20, 2015, 08:46:30 AM »

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/08/a-list_no_1_ben_davis.html#incart_river

Hanging on to the fallacy that Ben Davis is the top player in the state.  He's not -- or the state is really talent depleted. 

Also hanging on to the farce that he's going anywhere but Bama. 
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #6 on August 20, 2015, 09:33:44 AM »

I recall the guy being a damn fine specimen of an athlete.  One of a couple that stood out from the others that night.  But I don't remember him doing anything special. In fact, I believe he got beat for that winning TD pass.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #7 on August 20, 2015, 10:11:01 AM »

I recall the guy being a damn fine specimen of an athlete.  One of a couple that stood out from the others that night.  But I don't remember him doing anything special. In fact, I believe he got beat for that winning TD pass.

He's getting bump because his dad is a Bammer legacy who never really did anything. 

I've seen him play several times.  Best prospect in the state?  He plays for a small 3A school.  They don't play anybody.  No competition. 

Sometimes that works out.  Courtney Taylor was the best athlete I ever saw from Pickens County area.  Ben's not within a hundred yards of being as good as CT.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #8 on August 22, 2015, 06:30:16 PM »

Another reason why al.com must be destroyed is because they won't stop throwing the fudgeing Coastal Living rag in my driveway even after I've contacted them 9 times to make them stop.  After a while they will get tired of picking it up out of the driveway of their distribution center that is 5 minutes away from my house.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #9 on August 23, 2015, 08:47:00 AM »

Another reason why al.com must be destroyed is because they won't stop throwing the fudgeing Coastal Living rag in my driveway even after I've contacted them 9 times to make them stop.  After a while they will get tired of picking it up out of the driveway of their distribution center that is 5 minutes away from my house.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #10 on August 23, 2015, 05:49:57 PM »

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No, it's fudgeing annoying.  I was pretty reasonable about it the first 5 times.  We're not talking tomatoes here.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #11 on August 23, 2015, 05:53:53 PM »

I subscribe to Coastal Living.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #12 on August 23, 2015, 05:59:36 PM »

I subscribe to Coastal Living.
you're a fan of their entire catalog
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #13 on August 23, 2015, 06:29:51 PM »

you're a fan of their entire catalog

My God man, who wouldn't be?
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #14 on August 24, 2015, 01:20:40 PM »

I subscribe to Coastal Living.

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #15 on August 24, 2015, 03:56:44 PM »

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.

It was but alas, Miss Lucille's closed down.  A sad day indeed.
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Re: One of the dumbest things I've ever seen
« Reply #16 on August 24, 2015, 04:32:43 PM »

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.
That, and being nutless
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