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SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Opened on May 07, 2015, 01:25:19 PM »

Auburn beat Missouri, 5-2, today.

We will play the winner of the updyke/thUGA game, which begins in 2 minutes, tomorrow at 2 p.m.

We are now 47-9 on the year.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #1 on May 07, 2015, 03:45:50 PM »

We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #2 on May 07, 2015, 04:06:07 PM »

We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.

I was hoping that wouldn't be the case.  You never know who to prepare for with their pitchers.  Could be Gertrud Steinkuler or Sigrid Mueller.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #3 on May 07, 2015, 04:13:24 PM »

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #4 on May 07, 2015, 04:14:54 PM »

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Imma Muencher.

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotcharoosterov?
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #5 on May 07, 2015, 04:18:25 PM »

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotcharoosterov?
No, that was that other chick.

The one you're thinking of is Goenta Likalotopus. She was from the Aegean Island of Lesbos.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #6 on May 07, 2015, 04:57:55 PM »

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.


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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #7 on May 07, 2015, 05:00:19 PM »

She just scared the hell out of me!
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #8 on May 07, 2015, 05:13:52 PM »

Dear lawd! That is one ugly dude right there.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #9 on May 08, 2015, 04:31:48 PM »

Why I hate Alabama; Reason #270,132.45

Mid fourth inning Holly "Moo" Rowe talks to Bama coach Patrick Murphy.  At the time his team is trailing 5-1. 

The excuse making / spin begins immediately. 

"We're looking at this as just a good warmup for the real part of the season that comes next weekk.  It's just a good warmup for Regionals.  Just a warm up." 

Who knows how the game will end, but it's pathetic that he's already justified whatever happens. 
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #10 on May 08, 2015, 05:26:44 PM »

Auburn wins 7-1! The turds are sent home.

48-9 on the year!
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #11 on May 08, 2015, 11:48:27 PM »

We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #12 on May 09, 2015, 07:49:35 AM »

We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.

This was good. Fla may be the best team in the country. Bats went cold yesterday. I'd much rather play the vols.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #13 on May 09, 2015, 10:43:30 PM »

Well, we get a chance to come back here and tie or win the tourney. If we fail, I blame PCT for the lack of upkeep on this thread and making the boys his priority. Sexism may have cost us the championship.

Thanks a lot PCT.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #14 on May 09, 2015, 10:51:41 PM »

Tied it up 5-5. Vols dropped a pop up. Runner on 2 with 2 outs.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #15 on May 09, 2015, 11:21:08 PM (Edited May 09, 2015, 11:24:06 PM) »

BOOM! SEC CHAMPS!

Auburn scores a walk off single in the bottom of the 9th to win their first SEC Championship, 6-5.

49-9 and find out tomorrow what their national seed is for the NCAA tournament.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #16 on May 09, 2015, 11:21:45 PM »

Pct off hook. We win our first SEC!
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #17 on May 09, 2015, 11:24:48 PM »

It was never in doubt!
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #18 on May 09, 2015, 11:27:59 PM »

It was never in doubt!
Nah. We were just toying with the vols. Like a cat does with a baby bird until it finally dies.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
« Reply #19 on May 10, 2015, 12:30:25 AM »

Listening to SEC Now and it sounds like Auburn has a Regional and Super Regional host wrapped up as a #1 sead.
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