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SEC Tournament (Softball)
Auburn beat Missouri, 5-2, today.

We will play the winner of the updyke/thUGA game, which begins in 2 minutes, tomorrow at 2 p.m.

We are now 47-9 on the year.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.
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We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.

I was hoping that wouldn't be the case.  You never know who to prepare for with their pitchers.  Could be Gertrud Steinkuler or Sigrid Mueller.
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As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.
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As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Imma Muencher.

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotcharoosterov?
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Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotcharoosterov?
No, that was that other chick.

The one you're thinking of is Goenta Likalotopus. She was from the Aegean Island of Lesbos.
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As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.


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She just scared the hell out of me!
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Dear lawd! That is one ugly dude right there.


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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Why I hate Alabama; Reason #270,132.45

Mid fourth inning Holly "Moo" Rowe talks to Bama coach Patrick Murphy.  At the time his team is trailing 5-1. 

The excuse making / spin begins immediately. 

"We're looking at this as just a good warmup for the real part of the season that comes next weekk.  It's just a good warmup for Regionals.  Just a warm up." 

Who knows how the game will end, but it's pathetic that he's already justified whatever happens. 
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Auburn wins 7-1! The turds are sent home.

48-9 on the year!
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.
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We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.

This was good. Fla may be the best team in the country. Bats went cold yesterday. I'd much rather play the vols.
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Well, we get a chance to come back here and tie or win the tourney. If we fail, I blame PCT for the lack of upkeep on this thread and making the boys his priority. Sexism may have cost us the championship.

Thanks a lot PCT.
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Tied it up 5-5. Vols dropped a pop up. Runner on 2 with 2 outs.
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BOOM! SEC CHAMPS!

Auburn scores a walk off single in the bottom of the 9th to win their first SEC Championship, 6-5.

49-9 and find out tomorrow what their national seed is for the NCAA tournament.
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Pct off hook. We win our first SEC!
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It was never in doubt!
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It was never in doubt!
Nah. We were just toying with the vols. Like a cat does with a baby bird until it finally dies.
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Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Listening to SEC Now and it sounds like Auburn has a Regional and Super Regional host wrapped up as a #1 sead.