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Carlton Davis picks us over tOSU.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Carlton Davis

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How am I supposed to work with full on chub?
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How am I supposed to work with full on chub?
Told you to bring a change of Jockeys
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Not sure why I am even trying to work.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Has Holland announced?  If he picks the good guys, I'll be able to concentrate and get back to work.  Splooging is such a release.
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Not sure why I am even trying to work.

pffft work.  Its like Signing day central here.

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On al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. they have a gif of this reaction.  Notice who is seated...and stays seated to Malzahn's right.  Arms folded and jaw set.  He never changes expression.  It's like he Chuck Norris mind fricked Cowart into picking up the Auburn hat.
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Has Holland announced?  If he picks the good guys, I'll be able to concentrate and get back to work.  Splooging is such a release.
9:30 your time
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Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting.


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Aim for 3 when you need 17
Aim for 20 when you need 2
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9:30 your time

A.K.A. When Snags will retire to the 'executive' washroom.  :thumsup:
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Made the mistake of turning on ESPNU's coverage. Got to hear Rece "I'm a Bammer Suck Off Artist' Davis do a shootty impression of Coach Dye and yuck it up on the set. Screw him up the urethra with a diluted uranium hot poker.
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On al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. they have a gif of this reaction.  Notice who is seated...and stays seated to Malzahn's right.  Arms folded and jaw set.  He never changes expression.  It's like he Chuck Norris mind fricked Cowart into picking up the Auburn hat.

Boom knows that the boom was coming.  Boom is not surprised by the boom.

"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I, for the life of me don't understand why you watch that crap or read AL.com.  You know what's coming and their jizz swallowing turd abilities.

I get the same coverage here, slanted towards my liking.   :thumsup: :aubie:
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Boom knows that the boom was coming.  Boom is not surprised by the boom.




Boom is Ultra Keen.
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Boom is Ultra Keen.

I wonder if in his mind the words, "Your move, Gators" played over and over.
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Ryan Davis WR chooses AU over Gatah.
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Gatahs are going to burn Boom's old Florida house down.

Today.
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Ryan Davis WR chooses AU over Gatah.

Today is shaping up to be a good hump day. (mike, mike, mike,)
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