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AU/SC Tickets
« Opened on October 06, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »

Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #1 on October 06, 2014, 02:51:46 PM »

Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I will be there,  but I have tickets.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #2 on October 06, 2014, 02:55:07 PM »

Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.
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« Reply #3 on October 06, 2014, 03:15:14 PM »

Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #4 on October 06, 2014, 03:24:28 PM »

I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.

You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
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« Reply #5 on October 06, 2014, 03:31:13 PM »

You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?

Yes
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #6 on October 06, 2014, 03:49:56 PM »

Yes

he likes black girls to do him in the dookie chute? sweet
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« Reply #7 on October 06, 2014, 04:27:12 PM »

You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
These are both very personal questions.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #8 on October 06, 2014, 04:55:16 PM »

Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.

It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.
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« Reply #9 on October 06, 2014, 04:59:29 PM »

It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

Yeah, I guess seeing how the 90%'rs live would make me appreciate everything more.
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« Reply #10 on October 07, 2014, 08:50:49 AM »

It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #12 on October 07, 2014, 10:25:15 AM »

I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.

How the hell are we gonna run on re-from when we're the goddamned incumbent??
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« Reply #13 on October 07, 2014, 11:38:46 AM »

Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
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« Reply #14 on October 07, 2014, 12:21:28 PM »

Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!

Well I'm votin' for your truly too.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #15 on October 08, 2014, 04:55:43 PM »

Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.

I guess this means nobody has any tickets... 
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #16 on October 08, 2014, 05:02:50 PM »

I guess this means nobody has any tickets...

I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
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Re: AU/SC Tickets
« Reply #17 on October 08, 2014, 05:52:36 PM »

I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
I can vouch for this statement.
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« Reply #18 on October 08, 2014, 05:55:24 PM »

I can vouch for this statement.

Yep.  You can get a couple of premo seats on the 40 for about $60.00 and still have plenty left over for a stadium dog and some Dippin' Dots.  I like Oreo.
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