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The kids love sports stars, and one sports uniform could turn yourself into a hero for the night. It will also show you’re naughty and cute before your man and another good way to express your sexy and energetic side.
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I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the animal costumes shop. It's so romantic!

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Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.
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Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

Well the Lebron jersey was your first mistake.  Should have went with an MJ jersey, imo.
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Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

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I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.
"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."


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I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.
Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/
I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the animal costumes shop. It's so romantic!


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Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/

Do you put an adequate number of holes in the box so that she can breathe while being shipped to me?
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Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/
Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.
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Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.

A guest of the Underhills?
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A guest of the Underhills?
Why, yes. Are you going too?
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Nugent.  Ted Nugent.
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DO YOU HAVE A NASCAR COSTUME? 
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."


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DO YOU HAVE A NASCAR COSTUME?

That's not a sport.
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I don't think KittyBunny is coming back. That's a damn shame. She was the best salesman we've had here in a while.
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This needs to be moved so everyone can see it.  I cannot stop laughing. Cannot believe she wrote back.

And PCT - you are a fudgeing genius.   :10:


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You'll never shine if you don't glow.


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They left.
They'll be back , Ted just went to get his urinalysis.
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They'll be back , Ted just went to get his urinalysis.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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If you shoot me, you'll lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
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If you shoot me, you'll lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."