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« Opened on June 19, 2013, 03:22:33 AM »

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Re: Sports Costumes
« Reply #1 on June 19, 2013, 08:05:46 AM »

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.
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Re: Sports Costumes
« Reply #2 on June 19, 2013, 09:57:32 AM »

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

Well the Lebron jersey was your first mistake.  Should have went with an MJ jersey, imo.
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« Reply #3 on June 19, 2013, 12:33:28 PM »

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life.  Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself.  Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back.  I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

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Re: Sports Costumes
« Reply #4 on June 19, 2013, 07:40:36 PM »

I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.
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« Reply #5 on June 19, 2013, 09:11:41 PM »

I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.
Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/
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« Reply #6 on June 19, 2013, 09:16:33 PM »

Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/

Do you put an adequate number of holes in the box so that she can breathe while being shipped to me?
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« Reply #7 on June 19, 2013, 09:34:37 PM »

Sir, Our Sports  Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/
Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.
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« Reply #8 on June 19, 2013, 09:49:53 PM »

Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.

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« Reply #9 on June 19, 2013, 10:03:43 PM »

A guest of the Underhills?
Why, yes. Are you going too?
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« Reply #10 on June 19, 2013, 10:34:20 PM »

Nugent.  Ted Nugent.
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Re: Sports Costumes
« Reply #11 on June 20, 2013, 01:01:18 AM »

DO YOU HAVE A NASCAR COSTUME? 
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« Reply #12 on June 20, 2013, 04:04:34 PM »

DO YOU HAVE A NASCAR COSTUME?

That's not a sport.
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« Reply #13 on June 20, 2013, 07:14:05 PM »

I don't think KittyBunny is coming back. That's a damn shame. She was the best salesman we've had here in a while.
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« Reply #14 on June 21, 2013, 12:41:42 AM »

This needs to be moved so everyone can see it.  I cannot stop laughing. Cannot believe she wrote back.

And PCT - you are a fudgeing genius.   :10:
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« Reply #15 on June 21, 2013, 02:02:26 AM »

A guest of the Underhills?
They left.
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« Reply #16 on July 15, 2013, 04:28:33 PM »

They left.
They'll be back , Ted just went to get his urinalysis.
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« Reply #17 on July 16, 2013, 07:12:40 AM »

They'll be back , Ted just went to get his urinalysis.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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« Reply #18 on July 16, 2013, 08:52:22 AM »

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« Reply #19 on July 16, 2013, 09:54:36 AM »

If you shoot me, you'll lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
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