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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #40 on August 15, 2012, 11:35:48 PM »

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #41 on August 16, 2012, 12:09:13 AM »

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

But enough about marriage...
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #42 on August 16, 2012, 12:09:17 AM »

It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.
or a fleshlite.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #43 on August 16, 2012, 12:49:52 AM »

Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

You may just make it around here......
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #44 on August 16, 2012, 06:11:53 AM »

Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fudge up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fudgein bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fudge it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fudgeas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #45 on August 16, 2012, 09:45:19 AM »

You fudgeers are slowing the site down for me.  Now piss off.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #46 on August 16, 2012, 09:52:15 AM »

Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fudge up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fudgein bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fudge it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fudgeas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).

Cue the Birmingham thread......
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #47 on August 16, 2012, 09:58:58 AM »

Cue the Birmingham thread......


That was cued on post one of this thread.



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« Reply #48 on August 16, 2012, 10:01:54 AM »


That was cued on post one of this thread.



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Yeah, but was totally relevant to Prowler's post.

And how do you remember this shoot without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #49 on August 16, 2012, 10:03:16 AM »

And how do you remember this shoot without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.

I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shoot that has no consequence in the real world.

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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #50 on August 16, 2012, 10:04:32 AM »

I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shoot that has no consequence in the real world.

What is this thread about again?
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #51 on August 16, 2012, 12:38:40 PM »

As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shootastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #52 on August 16, 2012, 01:44:13 PM »

I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

Come again?
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #53 on August 16, 2012, 01:48:05 PM »

Come again?

If he sits to pee, then he probably doesn't get to cum that often.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #54 on August 16, 2012, 02:29:48 PM »

I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

your Avatar is gay and is not keen, (at all)
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #55 on August 16, 2012, 02:30:44 PM »

your Avatar is gay.

I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #56 on August 16, 2012, 02:42:09 PM (Edited August 16, 2012, 02:44:17 PM) »

I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.

There can only be one.

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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #57 on August 16, 2012, 03:27:20 PM »

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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #58 on August 16, 2012, 06:14:30 PM »

What ever happened to Logan Adams? I meant to ask if there was any relation to my all-time favorite Adams; the man they called Grizzly. fudge John Wayne. Grizzly Adams was ten times the man John Wayne was. I loved every one of his movies. He was a man's man, by God, and not in one of those new age Brokeback Mountain kind of ways. John Wayne's forte was killing Indians and Mexicans, and he was damn good at it. But seriously, who hasn't killed a Indian or Mexican. You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfudgeer that's done that.

That being said, welcome Logan Young. Post often.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #59 on August 16, 2012, 07:06:30 PM »

You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfudgeer that's done that.

I know a guy who befriended a buffalo and punched a cougar.

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