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Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.


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Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

But enough about marriage...
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It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.
or a fleshlite.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

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Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fudge up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fudgein bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fudge it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fudgeas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).
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You fudgeers are slowing the site down for me.  Now piss off.
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Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fudge up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fudgein bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fudge it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fudgeas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).

Cue the Birmingham thread......
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Cue the Birmingham thread......


That was cued on post one of this thread.



dumbass.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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That was cued on post one of this thread.



dumbass.

Yeah, but was totally relevant to Prowler's post.

And how do you remember this shoot without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.
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And how do you remember this shoot without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.

I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shoot that has no consequence in the real world.

"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shoot that has no consequence in the real world.

What is this thread about again?
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As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shootastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.


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I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

Come again?


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Come again?

If he sits to pee, then he probably doesn't get to cum that often.


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I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

your Avatar is gay and is not keen, (at all)
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your Avatar is gay.

I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.
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I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.

There can only be one.

« Last Edit: August 16, 2012, 02:44:17 PM by dallaswareagle »
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'


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Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting.


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What ever happened to Logan Adams? I meant to ask if there was any relation to my all-time favorite Adams; the man they called Grizzly. fudge John Wayne. Grizzly Adams was ten times the man John Wayne was. I loved every one of his movies. He was a man's man, by God, and not in one of those new age Brokeback Mountain kind of ways. John Wayne's forte was killing Indians and Mexicans, and he was damn good at it. But seriously, who hasn't killed a Indian or Mexican. You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfudgeer that's done that.

That being said, welcome Logan Young. Post often.
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You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfudgeer that's done that.

I know a guy who befriended a buffalo and punched a cougar.

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