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You're all cordially invited to go fudge a wasp nest.
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You're all cordially invited to go fudge a wasp nest.

I LOLed at the visual of fudgeing a wasp nest.


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I LOLed at the visual of fudgeing a wasp nest.

I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fudgeing a wasp nest. 
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I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fudgeing a wasp nest.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2012, 07:10:33 PM by chityeah »


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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

Uh oh, somebody is not gonna like that...   

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Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Do you have any goats?

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crab claws and dino eggs are frowned upon.

don't forget to stop by  :hop:


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Must admit the quote function owns me..
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Forgot I had this. Terrence Cody my best customer.


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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!


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I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!
Yep....you got the "tater"


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Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product.

As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shootastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
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As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shootastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".

Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.


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Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.

What he said...
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X2

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.
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