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Official Welcome to New Members.
« Opened on August 15, 2012, 09:16:28 AM (Edited August 15, 2012, 09:18:41 AM) »

Our latest new members and lurkers.

Couple of things to get you climaxed acclimated.

We don't do much for moderation around here. We really only have two rules no nudity and no racism. We have no ban list, except spam.  If you are curious how we deal with annoying bammers I suggest you read this.  Everything else is pretty much fair game. 

We have no problem criticizing coaches and players, because this is the real world and these are adult people.  It also allows us to have adult conversations on who Mitch Cumstein was. 

Some of you will make it some of you will not, we are ok with that.  This is a fraternity over here.  If you are a richard we are gonna tell you, and it may not be nicely.  We have a language filter, for those that are pussies and want it on at work.  We are adults, if you don't like language leave the filter on.  Otherwise you can go to your profile >> Look and layout



Place a check next to leave words uncensored.

That's all I got.  Try to keep up.  We like Movie Quotes, stay away from VV and please present your dogs to Jumbo.

War Eagle!
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #1 on August 15, 2012, 09:19:48 AM »

Yeah, fudge you all.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #2 on August 15, 2012, 09:21:36 AM »

The nekkid pics (Of women) part is only loosely followed.  Some are allowed.  I am the nekkid pic moderator so please PM to me any you wish to post so that I can make a determination as to whether or not they are suitable for viewing.  All nekkid pics of men should be sent to VV.   
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #3 on August 15, 2012, 09:25:06 AM »

All nekkid pics of men should be sent to VV.   

Only if there is more than 1 man in the pic.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #4 on August 15, 2012, 09:40:46 AM »

Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of richards infested with teh goat AIDS.   <3
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #5 on August 15, 2012, 09:44:37 AM »

I hate all of you. That is all.

Oh, and War Damn Eagle!
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #6 on August 15, 2012, 09:46:09 AM »

Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of richards infested with teh goat AIDS.   <3

He speaks for all of us
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #7 on August 15, 2012, 09:48:18 AM »

Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of richards infested with teh goat AIDS.   <3

You use your mouth purtier than a $20 whore.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #8 on August 15, 2012, 09:48:46 AM »

He speaks for all of us

shoot, he was being nice.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #9 on August 15, 2012, 09:50:16 AM »

One more thing, I only have 5 kids not 417 like most here think. Although, I do have super sperm that
has been government tested and said to have some sort of super human capabilities. So, if you're looking
to add to the size of your families, bring me your wifes. I can get it done.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #10 on August 15, 2012, 09:55:47 AM »

Say, have you ever seen a grown man naked?  Do you like gladiator movies?
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #11 on August 15, 2012, 10:05:46 AM »

One last point of order...

If Buzz asks you if you want to see a dead baby bird...the answer is no.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #12 on August 15, 2012, 10:17:52 AM »

One last point of order...

If Buzz asks you if you want to see a dead baby bird...the answer is no.

Damn you...spoiling the surprise.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #13 on August 15, 2012, 10:18:30 AM »

Damn you...spoiling the surprise.
This is not lean on me.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #14 on August 15, 2012, 10:25:46 AM »

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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #15 on August 15, 2012, 10:26:57 AM »

Damn you...spoiling the surprise.


Do you really think it was gonna be a surprise in any event?
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #16 on August 15, 2012, 10:39:40 AM »

Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of richards infested with teh goat AIDS.   <3

^^This
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #17 on August 15, 2012, 01:57:29 PM »

Do any of yawl have keen cars?
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« Reply #18 on August 15, 2012, 02:01:22 PM »

Do any of yawl have keen cars?

Don't you go getting all jealous of other keen rides.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #19 on August 15, 2012, 02:32:57 PM »

Don't you go getting all jealous of other keen rides.

I have to judge the competition.      Can't be out keened.  :facepalm:
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