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When is your birthday?

Yeah.  When is it? 
I got some frosting for ya.
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Yeah.  When is it? 
I got some frosting for ya.

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Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.
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Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.

a Mustang with oil splattered on it?
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Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.

Something smaller with a small velvet lined box for your balls?
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Something smaller with a small velvet lined box for your balls?

Hey!  My balls are still in my scrote, though they are not technically attached to anything anymore.

'07 Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.  I filled up today and when the pump cut off at 17 gallons I thought, "Wait, is that it?"
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Hey!  My balls are still in my scrote, though they are not technically attached to anything anymore.

'07 Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.  I filled up today and when the pump cut off at 17 gallons I thought, "Wait, is that it?"

You'll miss it.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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You'll miss it.

I did used to like passing ricers uphill while hauling the boat.  Don't believe that is going to be happening anymore.
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Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......

I wouldn’t. Trust me.
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Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......

At the risk of opening myself up to photoshop hell and copious amounts of ridicule....


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Sweet ride.
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At the risk of opening myself up to photoshop hell and copious amounts of ridicule....



That's cute. What's with the Amigo back end? Did you get a hard top too?

The black wheels give it a more manly look at least.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Why did you park it out in front of Sam Druckers General store? Waiting on the girls? 
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Why did you park it out in front of Sam Druckers General store? Waiting on the girls?

Grabbin' breakfast this morning.  While I was there decided to open the top up and take a pic.
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SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.
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SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.

Mark...that left one.
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SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.
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SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.

Lot's of girls "experiment" at that age.
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Lot's of girls "experiment" at that age.

That's why I wanted it. If that isn't a pussy getter...I don't know what is! :)
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