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Question: Is this really Bham?

And if the above answer is 'yes', why haven't we leveraged these photos sooner?

Just think of it as Christmas come early.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Just think of it as Christmas come early.

I'm just pissed that we havent put photoshop to use sooner.
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I'm just pissed that we havent put photoshop to use sooner.

What photoshop?
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Props are handed out accordingly.  Nice job, sir. 

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)


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Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)

Double snap.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Double snap.

The herd will often drive the weak from the herd to prevent danger to the healthy.

B'ham has been exiled. The penguins march on.

You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
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Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)

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I think he left, wait come back Birmingham.  We could use a donation from the money you made advertising.



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I think he left, wait come back Birmingham.  We could use a donation from the money you made advertising.




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This shoot is NOT gonna buff out.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good riddance.


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Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
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I can do this all day long.
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I can do this all day long.

Don't stop, get it get it.


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Don't stop, get it get it.

Don't stop til you get enough!
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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OH GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!   Holy shoot, it all makes toooooo much sense now.    :rofl:


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I can do this all day long.


OH shoot!!!! I just laughed a piece of biscuit into my nostril.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
fudgeing great. I just got piss all down the front of my pants.
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