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Re: Hosting
« Reply #20 on July 29, 2010, 02:00:44 PM »

Question: Is this really Bham?

And if the above answer is 'yes', why haven't we leveraged these photos sooner?

Just think of it as Christmas come early.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on July 29, 2010, 02:14:04 PM »

Just think of it as Christmas come early.

I'm just pissed that we havent put photoshop to use sooner.
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« Reply #22 on July 29, 2010, 02:14:50 PM »

I'm just pissed that we havent put photoshop to use sooner.

What photoshop?
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #23 on July 29, 2010, 02:28:06 PM »

Props are handed out accordingly.  Nice job, sir. 

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
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« Reply #24 on July 29, 2010, 02:30:00 PM »

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)

Double snap.
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« Reply #25 on July 29, 2010, 02:40:27 PM »

Double snap.

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« Reply #26 on July 29, 2010, 02:47:09 PM »

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #27 on July 29, 2010, 02:47:17 PM »

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #28 on July 29, 2010, 02:52:03 PM »


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« Reply #29 on July 29, 2010, 02:52:35 PM »

I think he left, wait come back Birmingham.  We could use a donation from the money you made advertising.



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Re: Hosting
« Reply #30 on July 29, 2010, 02:56:30 PM »

I think he left, wait come back Birmingham.  We could use a donation from the money you made advertising.




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« Reply #31 on July 29, 2010, 03:06:43 PM »

This shoot is NOT gonna buff out.
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« Reply #32 on July 29, 2010, 03:20:56 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good riddance.
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« Reply #33 on July 29, 2010, 03:24:48 PM »

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
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« Reply #34 on July 29, 2010, 04:11:04 PM »



I can do this all day long.
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« Reply #35 on July 29, 2010, 04:12:16 PM »



I can do this all day long.

Don't stop, get it get it.
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« Reply #36 on July 29, 2010, 04:28:30 PM »

Don't stop, get it get it.

Don't stop til you get enough!
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« Reply #37 on July 29, 2010, 06:02:34 PM »

OH GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!   Holy shoot, it all makes toooooo much sense now.    :rofl:
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« Reply #38 on July 29, 2010, 06:25:15 PM »



I can do this all day long.


OH shoot!!!! I just laughed a piece of biscuit into my nostril.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #39 on July 29, 2010, 06:32:29 PM »

Tell me that's not a pic of you.  Tell me, after all the sandwich and blowjob comments you've made to TigerWench, that you aren't a 125 pound pimple faced kid.  Tell me, after all the shoot you've posted on this website and all the times you've been called a troll, that you really don't look like DJ Qualls behind the scenes on the Road Trip.  Lie to me.  Tell me that picture is just some random nerd that Chad photoshopped a Bama hat on. 

Because if that's really you.  If you really made a picture of yourself available to these guys, after all the juvenile shoot you've pulled in the last year or two....you are fudgeed.  You should immediately apologize to TigerWench first, for obvious reasons.  Second, you should apologize to me, RWS and No Huddle for the pure embarrassment of you being a Bama fan through all of this. Lastly, you should apologize to AUTailgaitingRules, for risking the possible criminal charge of Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  (Although now I understand why you were so pissy about that contest.)
fudgeing great. I just got piss all down the front of my pants.
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