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Re: Hosting
« Reply #140 on September 07, 2010, 03:19:53 PM »

His offspring is pretty limber though.

Just in the wrists
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #141 on September 07, 2010, 03:23:02 PM »

You may be cool for a bammer, but do not pretend to act as if you have ever seen the elusive Buttertooth Yeti.

I admit, I've only heard the glorious stories.  But I'm a believer. 
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #142 on September 07, 2010, 03:23:55 PM »

His offspring is pretty limber though.

He sets the bar high.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #143 on September 07, 2010, 03:26:39 PM »

The yeti reveals itself to no mere man. I have seen fuzzy pictures that could or could not be confirmed.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #144 on September 07, 2010, 03:32:11 PM »

The yeti reveals itself to no mere man. I have seen fuzzy pictures that could or could not be confirmed.
That's not true if you are known by the company you keep...
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #145 on September 07, 2010, 03:33:51 PM »

That's not true if you are known by the company you keep...

Is that what turned him pale?
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #146 on September 07, 2010, 03:35:53 PM (Edited September 07, 2010, 03:36:42 PM) »

The butter-toothed Yeti is unlike other Yetis, in that rather than being tall in stature, they are in fact quite short. Closer to the Ewok on the evolutionary scale of cryptozoological creatures. A Shetland Yeti, if you will.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #147 on September 07, 2010, 04:30:14 PM »

A Shetland Buttertoothed Yeti. 

Can you set your drink on her head?
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #148 on September 22, 2010, 01:57:32 PM »

As good as the day you got to fulfil your #1 sexual fantasy?



Due to an ongoing thread on woopig concerning tidesports.com flames of arkansas, I thought I would share this with the woopigsters. It looks as though the pic has been viewed 122 times. I am curious if this pic as surfaced on tidesports.
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Re: Read if you are having a poopty day
« Reply #149 on December 01, 2010, 09:48:01 PM »

Just because,

I see you lurking up there.....


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #150 on December 03, 2010, 10:21:02 PM »

So...guess that means B'Ham didn't off himself.  That's good to know.  For someone to get all worked up and delete their account, over a message board confrontation, is kinda sad.  Like Snaggle Bird said most or some of us have met or will likely meet....so take all the ribbing with a grain of salt.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #151 on December 04, 2010, 10:35:17 PM »

So...guess that means B'Ham didn't off himself.  That's good to know.  For someone to get all worked up and delete their account, over a message board confrontation, is kinda sad.  Like Snaggle Bird said most or some of us have met or will likely meet....so take all the ribbing with a grain of salt.
Tis probably why B'ham don't post much from Chattanooga.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #152 on January 25, 2011, 05:18:18 PM »

I just read this whole thread.  It's still good for a solid 5 or 6 lol's.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #153 on January 25, 2011, 05:24:53 PM »

I just read this whole thread.  It's still good for a solid 5 or 6 lol's.
That's a solid L-O-L performance.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #154 on September 10, 2012, 02:25:14 PM »

i feel better...for now. 
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #155 on July 25, 2013, 01:34:16 AM »

Does anyone know where AU took the remnants of the trees ?  Can you buy a chunk ?
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #156 on November 28, 2015, 05:51:58 PM »

Somebody, anybody stick and wrap up Coker for a loss.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #157 on November 28, 2015, 05:54:51 PM »

WTF! We MUST answer now.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #158 on November 28, 2015, 06:01:29 PM »

Answer comes from a McGill-Toolen grad.  WDE!
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