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His offspring is pretty limber though.

Just in the wrists
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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You may be cool for a bammer, but do not pretend to act as if you have ever seen the elusive Buttertooth Yeti.

I admit, I've only heard the glorious stories.  But I'm a believer. 


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His offspring is pretty limber though.

He sets the bar high.
People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
The yeti reveals itself to no mere man. I have seen fuzzy pictures that could or could not be confirmed.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
The yeti reveals itself to no mere man. I have seen fuzzy pictures that could or could not be confirmed.
That's not true if you are known by the company you keep...


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
That's not true if you are known by the company you keep...

Is that what turned him pale?


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
The butter-toothed Yeti is unlike other Yetis, in that rather than being tall in stature, they are in fact quite short. Closer to the Ewok on the evolutionary scale of cryptozoological creatures. A Shetland Yeti, if you will.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2010, 03:36:42 PM by AUChizad »


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
A Shetland Buttertoothed Yeti. 

Can you set your drink on her head?
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As good as the day you got to fulfil your #1 sexual fantasy?



Due to an ongoing thread on woopig concerning tidesports.com flames of arkansas, I thought I would share this with the woopigsters. It looks as though the pic has been viewed 122 times. I am curious if this pic as surfaced on tidesports.


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Re: Read if you are having a poopty day
Just because,

I see you lurking up there.....


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
So...guess that means B'Ham didn't off himself.  That's good to know.  For someone to get all worked up and delete their account, over a message board confrontation, is kinda sad.  Like Snaggle Bird said most or some of us have met or will likely meet....so take all the ribbing with a grain of salt.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
So...guess that means B'Ham didn't off himself.  That's good to know.  For someone to get all worked up and delete their account, over a message board confrontation, is kinda sad.  Like Snaggle Bird said most or some of us have met or will likely meet....so take all the ribbing with a grain of salt.
Tis probably why B'ham don't post much from Chattanooga.


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
I just read this whole thread.  It's still good for a solid 5 or 6 lol's.


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
I just read this whole thread.  It's still good for a solid 5 or 6 lol's.
That's a solid L-O-L performance.
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
i feel better...for now. 


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
Does anyone know where AU took the remnants of the trees ?  Can you buy a chunk ?


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
Somebody, anybody stick and wrap up Coker for a loss.
"At Papa John's, better pizza doesn't start with luck. It starts with our ingredients. At Papa John's that means slapping our hand tossed dough just right."


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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
WTF! We MUST answer now.
"At Papa John's, better pizza doesn't start with luck. It starts with our ingredients. At Papa John's that means slapping our hand tossed dough just right."


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Answer comes from a McGill-Toolen grad.  WDE!
"At Papa John's, better pizza doesn't start with luck. It starts with our ingredients. At Papa John's that means slapping our hand tossed dough just right."