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Where's Quasimodo?
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Where's Quasimodo?
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.


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Re: Where's Quasimodo?
Didn't know Amy Schumer lived in N.D?
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Re: Where's Quasimodo?
sorry you hate Catholics.  


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sorry you hate Catholics. 
Pshaw. Don't everybody?
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Pshaw. Don't everybody?
The only reason I didn't say hi to you in the liquor store is because you had your head down.


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The only reason I didn't say hi to you in the liquor store is because you had your head down.
Well. I was trying to decide whether or not to try the new Dixie vodka, or just get another bottle of Tito's.
Wait a minute...I see what you did there...
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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The only reason I didn't say hi to you in the liquor store is because you had your head down.
I think I saw him dancing down the aisles too
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.