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Eli benched, cries
Never liked Eli.  Ever.  Not from his time at Ole Piss. Not when he pitched a fit and refused to play for the team that drafted him (San Diego).  Not as a Giant.  Never. Ever. He's always acted like a whiny brat to me. 

Now he's benched. His team sucks. He's sucking right along with it. 

But then I saw his guido coach discussing the decision.  He looks like they crossed Tony Siragusa with Pat Riley and sprinkled a double dose of Member's Only douche cologne over it.  That dude looks like he's been hanging out at the Bert Beluga Buffet in Fayetteville. 

As much as I dislike Eli, it's gotta completely suck to be benched by a clown like that. 
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And he has a stupid name: McAdoo.

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For Geno Smith no less.  Heard Rex Ryan on this morning and he, like just about everyone else, said he was shocked by it.  He went on to say last year in Buffalo, he was told to bench Tyrod Taylor and play someone else.  Ryan told them, fire me now because I'm not doing it. 
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Their next game is against the Raiders.

Gotta figure that's gonna get ugly early.
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Re: Eli benched, cries
I don't really care about Eli either way but he wasn't the problem the Giants have.  The fact that the coach is benching him shows he has no business coaching that team.

All of their starting WRs are out, he has no decent RB and his O-Line sucks...yeah lets bench the best player on the team for Geno Smith....makes sense.
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I don't really care about Eli either way but he wasn't the problem the Giants have.  The fact that the coach is benching him shows he has no business coaching that team.

All of their starting WRs are out, he has no decent RB and his O-Line sucks...yeah lets bench the best player on the team for Geno Smith....makes sense.

Well. When all else fails, you put in the running QB!
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This is yuuuuuuge, if you ask me. And makes no sense.

It’s almost as crazy as if you logged into the x, and found out Prowler or Chizzy had taken WT’s spot as the most popular poster.
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