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I know where I will be
Where will you be?


More importantly for me where will Joe F be?
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Will you have the proper seat cushion?
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Will you have the proper seat cushion?

Does the pope shoot in the woods?


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Will you have the proper seat cushion?

Mmmmmmmmm. Delicious bourbon product with no coke products
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Nice seats.

Waiting to find out if I'm in or not.

Actually got a ray of hope from my table-neighbor at lunch.  If he scores extras, I'm in.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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I miss Tim Jackson...sigh
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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Mmmmmmmmm. Delicious bourbon product with no coke products

Where is the Unlike button?
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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Where is the Unlike button?

Behind your zipper
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I'll be in Atlanta a few miles from there at a family Christmas dealio we committed to back....oohhh...sometime just after the LSU game. 

But honey, that's the day of the SECCG.

Oh who cares?  Hopefully we'll have a new coach by then.  %#@&ing Malzahn you *%$@*% piece of %$#&.
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Behind your zipper

That's my happy button.  Weeeeee.....
I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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I'll be in Atlanta a few miles from there at a family Christmas dealio we committed to back....oohhh...sometime just after the LSU game. 

But honey, that's the day of the SECCG.

Oh who cares?  Hopefully we'll have a new coach by then.  %#@&ing Malzahn you *%$@*% piece of %$#&.

Well good to know that in my absence your balls have not gone anywhere.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Well good to know that in my absence your balls have not gone anywhere.

He'll still threaten to cut a bitch though.


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He'll still threaten to cut a bitch though.



I gotta' see the candy first.  Then I get in the van.  I'm not stupid.


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I'll be down at teh beach watching it on the lovely gulf coast. Probably with burninz. No dcp needed because......balls.
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I'll be down at teh beach watching it on the lovely gulf coast. Probably with burninz. No dcp needed because......balls.

 Liar.  You'll be drinking Zima's by the 4-pack.
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Liar.  You'll be drinking Zima's by the 4-pack.

Ooooooh they still make Zima? No way. I'm so gonna get me a....wait, you son of a bitch.
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Nice seats.

Waiting to find out if I'm in or not.

Actually got a ray of hope from my table-neighbor at lunch.  If he scores extras, I'm in.
By table-neighbor, do you mean he gives you table dances?

For free? Wow.