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What in the fudge is going on?
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fudge would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire. 
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Re: What in the fudge is going on?
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fudge would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire.
Tennessee will probably go after Kevin Steele.

Ole Miss is about to get mushed by the NCAA, not many coaches would want the next few years on their resume, Luke was the logical choice (that might've been part of the deal for the NCAA to go a little easier on them, hire a shootty head coach).

Mullen to Florida...yeah, good luck with that decision.
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Re: What in the fudge is going on?
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fudge would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire.
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Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Mullen to Florida...yeah, good luck with that decision.

Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.
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Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.

His wife will still be a dough-faced, horse toothed whore. 

Never forget and never forgive that that slut's raw butthurt when Cam spurned her and she didn't get to worship his ballsack turned into her blowing Joe Schad and breathing jizzy lies into his ears which he then spread about Cam.   Never forget and never forgive that her hunchback husband's connection to Pete Thamel further fanned those flames.  Those two tried to destroy Auburn with their sour grape lies and the failure of their own cheating ways. 

So fudge them.  And now?  fudge Florida football.  I hope they crash and burn.
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His wife will still be a dough-faced, horse toothed whore. 

Never forget and never forgive that that slut's raw butthurt when Cam spurned her and she didn't get to worship his ballsack turned into her blowing Joe Schad and breathing jizzy lies into his ears which he then spread about Cam.   Never forget and never forgive that her hunchback husband's connection to Pete Thamel further fanned those flames.  Those two tried to destroy Auburn with their sour grape lies and the failure of their own cheating ways. 

So fudge them.  And now?  fudge Florida football.  I hope they crash and burn.

I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfudgeer, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.
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Honestly, that was a very wise decision for Mullen. Now he is in the East where his only real competition will be Georgia.


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We are living in Bizarro world.  Up is down.  Down is up.  Hello is goodbye.
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I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfudgeer, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.
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I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfudgeer, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.

Agree 100%. 

BTW, anyone hear Booger McFarland this morning on the new Golic & Wingo show?  He ripped the hell out of UT, its' fans, the administration and everybody right down to the "Radio Shock Jocks", who he says stirred things up.  It was glorious.
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Agree 100%. 

BTW, anyone hear Booger McFarland this morning on the new Golic & Wingo show?  He ripped the hell out of UT, its' fans, the administration and everybody right down to the "Radio Shock Jocks", who he says stirred things up.  It was glorious.
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and they're about to go to jail.

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I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfudgeer, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.

Agree.

Hate that asshat.

But if he could win 8-10 at msu - in the sec west - half the time, he should be able to pull that at Florida every season at least.
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Re: What in the fudge is going on?
A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
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A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
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2. Fisher will not like Huntsville as well as Tallahassee.

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A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.

Micheal Myers scares me.

It'll be a safer job for Jimbo.  He'll recruit well...Texas is down the shootter.  TCU eventually will suck again.  Baylor..pfft.  He'll go there.   


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Micheal Myers scares me.

It'll be a safer job for Jimbo.  He'll recruit well...Texas is down the shootter.  TCU eventually will suck again.  Baylor..pfft.  He'll go there.

I thought he mostly did comedy.  He was great in Goldmember. 

Otherwise, your words have truth in them.
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Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.
Agree.

I hate the dude with a fudgeing passion, but he can coach.  UF hired the guy they should have hired 3 years ago.
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We are living in Bizarro world.  Up is down.  Down is up.  Hello is goodbye.
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A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
I'm hearing 7mil a year at aTm. FSU can't get into a bidding war, they don't have the funds aTm has.

Wish Wench was here, she always had inside scoop on him.  Rumor down here is that Jimbo and wife are trying to patch things up and she doesn't want to be in Tallahassee anymore.
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