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Pale Rider

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Jury Duty
« on: July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM »
...sucks.

That is all.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 04:10:51 PM »
I'm surprised a skinhead like you made it through the first round of questions.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM »
I never get picked :/
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 04:52:32 PM »
I make sure I know everybody in the room and that most of them owe me money.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM
I never get picked :/

Are you sure they could see you?  I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.   
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 05:31:10 PM »
I read this book and laugh out loud alot.

   
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 05:44:36 PM »
Don't spend your stipend all in one place
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 06:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Token on July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM
Are you sure they could see you?  I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.   

I have the patented $aban $tep $tool...good for all public appearances!
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 12:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.

You think it sux for you?  The lawyers and judges have to deal with all y'all sorry dumb asses!   We started a jury week monday too...sad looking lot this bunch of jurors was.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 12:47:02 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.
You should just show them this picture

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 01:07:23 PM »
You're not in the Ham are you?
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM »
I spent Monday and Tuesday on the Grand Jury of Blount County. 

I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.

The assistant DA took a liking to me.  She was not bad, if you took off about 90 pounds.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 03:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.
And that's just on the X... no telling about Blount County...
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.


Who the hell you calling a thief?
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 03:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM

Who the hell you calling a thief?

I think he was calling you a child molester
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